Funny stories from when you were stoned!

Tell us your funny stories or happy memories.

I can't post mine right now because my Dad will be home any time now so good night. But in the mean time post yours and I'll be back tomarrow with mine!

Happy Toking!

 

Me and my friends had just got done smokin 6 or 7 blunts, so we decided to go and steal a payphone. Our teacher had given us this idea when she told us that she once stole a payphone when she was a teenager. She said that it had almost $80 in it, so we decided to try it out. It was about 3am and we were stoned off our asses and riding down the road. Then we drove past the store to see if anyone was there, nobody was there. So we pulled in the parking lot and ran into the payphone with the van and knocked the entire pole down. We then put the whole pole in the back of the van. The pole was about 350lbs and about 10 feet long, so it took four of us to lift it into the van. We then drove home and proceeded to bust open the phone to get the money out, but there was only $13 in quarters. Then we were talking about the payphone at school and someone overheard us and said that he wanted it to put in his room. We later sold it to the guy for $100. So it was definitely a comeup

 

oh my god.... haha thats fuckin sweet

 

Hahahaa, thats awsome. Teach them to make phone calls on public phones!!!

Too many funny things have happened to my friends and I while smoking...

One time we smoked in the woods behind a park then were chilling in the park pretty blazed. Its the site of an old castle built by one of the rich dudes that helped build the town. The facade of the castle (which was burned down some time ago) was rebuilt and turned into a park, so we're sitting in the castle looking down the park which is a big hill decesending from the castle. Down the hill we see some old lady and her 7 or 8 year old daughter or grandaughter walking along. Then all of a sudden, from across the park this dog comes bounding towards the two, his owner running after him. The girl panics and starts to run as the dog approaches, all the while the old lady was yelling "Dont Run Away!! Dont Run away!!" but the girl keeps running and the dog keeps chasing. Finally, the girl rounds a tree with the dog at her heels, the dog nudges her with his nose and the girl falls down. The dog meanwhile just kept running, cus all he wanted to do was play, ya know? Nothing vicious about it. So we're all sitting in this castle at the top of the hill just watching this whole thing unfold stoned out of our minds trying not to laugh out loud at them, meanwhile the guy comes up and puts his dog on a leash and was like, "I'm so sorry, he was just playing, is she hurt?" and the woman was scoffs (and the way she said it makes it the funniest part) "Yes, we're traumatized!" and at this point we can't take it, all we're doing is hoping none of them come up to where we are because we were pretty blazed and didn't want to laugh in their faces. After the duo leave, the guy and his dog came up to us and the guy says "Can you believe that? My dog didn't hurt her or anything" and we were just like "Yeah, some people really have to chill out..."

That is by far one of the funniest things I can remember from when we were stoned, seeing this dog from nowhere gun it across the grass and run this little girl down, then the mother or whoever in the crabbiest voice say they were both traumatized. Like something from a movie but right in front of our eyes =D

 

HAHAHA! Dogs are cool as fuck. It would have been funny if he lifted his leg and pissed on the little girl while she was knocked down..

 

Lol, these are awsome.

Ok here is mine.
Me and my two friends are in my friend's room staying the night. So we pass aound the pipe and get super buzzed or a low high. So my friend has a couch that pulls out into a bed. So he says "Hey roll me into the couch!" So he gets in and we sandwhich him in between the bed.

So me or my other friend says "Hey he's a blunt!". So I light strands of his hair that were sticking out on fire, and my other friend is sucking the humans blunt's toe saying "Don't quit I'm getting high over here!". So we quit and push him into the couch. My friend that is now in the couch is screaming "Get me out, get me out!". So were trying, but we're tired and high. So we can't get him out, so my other friend goes to "Mom", that is my friend's mom's nickname.

She is sleeping so my friend goes "Mom, mom wake up, hey wake up. Your son is stuck in the couch.". While he is saying this I'm screaming "We need help in here!", and while both me and my friend were trying to wake up Mom, are laughing and we can't help it. Infact I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

So she comes in and we pull him out. Then my other friend who is smaller (the one trying to wake up Mom) says "Hey lets put me in the couch now. We say "Ok", and stick him in there and almost get him stuck, but we got him out.

My friends think I haven't got high yet, lol. They think you see crap when you smoke weed, and I told him that you don't, but he didn't believe me.

Well keep up the good stories!

 

That's quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life! Kinda reminiscent of Scary Movie 2 when Shorty gets rolled up and smoked.

 

Lol, it was even funnier if you were high and there with us!

 

I have another one:

This is a long story and it takes awhile to get to the point, so be patient. Me, my cousin, and a group of friends went to Panama City Beach, FLA. We were on the balcony of our hotel smoking a blunt and the security smelled the smoke from below us as we were only two floors off the ground. We saw them start to head up to our room so one of my friends grabbed our 2 ounce bag of pot and we left the room and went seperate directions. I just happened to walk right passed the security guards while they were on their way to our room. It turns out that my cousin stayed in the room so he could toss a film case containing 10 ecstasy tablets and a small bag of 5-MEO-AMT off the balcony. The security made it to our room and my cousin was still in there but he had already tossed the X and 5-MEO-AMT. But the security searched the bags of one of our other friends who wasn't there at the time and found a bubbler and a 1/4 ounce of weed, he just confiscated it and left. Later that night one of our friends that wasn't even staying with us was outside the balcony in the grass looking for the ecstasy and the 5-MEO-AMT and one of the security guards saw him and asked him what he was doing. My friend said that he was just looking for his watch. So the security guard started to help him look for his watch, and stumbled across the film case that my cousin threw off the balcony. He opened it to find the X and the 5-MEO-AMT, which he assumed to be cocaine at the time. This is the funny part. He stuck his finger in the bag of 5-MEO-AMT and tasted it to see if it was cocaine, and he could tell that it wasn't. He also could not prove that it came from our room, so nothing happened to us. But, as you probably know, it takes a very small amount of 5-MEO-AMT to begin to trip very hard. So it's pretty safe to assume that the security guard was tripping BALLS about 45mins later. I don't know if anyone will find this particular story to be too funny, but we all thought that it was absolutely hilarious at the time, which is probably because we were all pretty stoned and drunk at the time

 

ROFL!!!!

Dude I can see the cop now! He pulls over a car and walks up to them and says "Have you been high tonight? Because I'm soooooo HIGH right now!"! LOL

Great story man!

 

Hahaha, sucks if he tripped without wanting to, but it serves the guard right for putting drugs in his mouth without having a clue.

Oh man, the story about lighting the kids hair on fire reminds me of another one.

We were a few towns over smoking with some kids who lived there by some railroad tracks or whatever. While we were smoking, it was dark out, and I like my hair on fir trying to light the bowl. Lost part of my eyebrow as the fire raced up my bangs. (Thats the part that reminded me of this story, if you're too stoned to notice =P ) So we finish smoking and we're feeling blazed. Get back to the car and everyone piles in. Now, the car was a station wagon, with the rumble seat in the back. Everyone had piled into the front, so I was standing in the back trying to open the trunk, but it didn't open unless the drive pulled it open from up front. Next thing I know, the car starts and the lights come on. I start banging on the window but they just pull away without me. Now, since this was a few towns over, I had no idea where the fuck I was, it was dark, and I was high. I figured that they were expecting me to chase after the car, so I was like "Fucking assholes, I aint chasing shit" and started walking around just waiting for them to loop back and get me.

Meanwhile, inside the car, it was utter stoned chaos. My friend Jeff (I think) had found a malt ball on the floor of the car, but in declaring his finding, called it a moth ball. So this kid Mike starts starts freaking out like "What Dont eat that! Moth Balls are like, poisonous!!" and they get into this huge argument over wether its a malt ball or a moth ball and if its edible. Finaly, Jeff looks in the back and is like "Oh, man, Pat's gone" and everyone was stoned and they were like "Yeah, we're all pretty gone" and Jeff says "No, seriously, he's gone!" Up until then they thought a pile of back packs were me. Great. Finally they come back and find me just walking around a block away from where they had left me. After that we went and grabbed some munchies then played the most amazing game of hacky sack I've been part of, me must have played for an hour and then some straight.

 

Lol, that must have been one funny sight to see.

 

a friend of mine drank soap once and burped out some bubbles. funny as shit when youre stoned to just see some bubbles pop out

 

I remember me & two my female friends had a night's party in my flat. We smoked weed, drank wine, then we took all our clothes off & danced naked to Doors on the balcony( it goes into busy street) in the rain.

 

That sounds like fun to me

 

Probably the funniest thing to me was how stoned me and my friend gabe were when we first smoked. I mean we were really really high. I was all paranoid when we came inside after smokeing outside i asked my friend gabe "Wheres the axe?" and he said "You wanna hack(thats what we used to call hackey sacking)?" then i said "No wheres the axe" and he said "Hackey Sacks"? And we just looked at each other and laughed as hard as we could for like 15 minutes, and after we finshed laughing gabe said why were we just luaghing..... so i started laughing again. Finally we wrote a blues song which went something like this " I have some news today, I ate my daughter today, I'm sorry i didn't want that macaroni and cheese.....oooh that stofers makes me bloated!" and then we talked about life until we fell asleep. That probably not funny to anyone else beside me and him. Oh to be young agian.

 

Today me and my friend had left over tobacco that smelled like it had some weed in it. So we smoke it and go to a friend's house who her and her friend got done smoking. Well it was cold outside.

My friend and I spilt a drink inside her house so I cleaned it up with my socks and shirt, which I left off. So they kicked us outside, but it was freezing without my socks and shirt so my friend gave me his hoody which was super warm. I looked at him and said "Dude, It feels like being hugged by Jesus!"!

It felt like we laughed for a whole hour or two, but really it was like 15 minutes or so! We figured out that there was weed in the left over tobacco, because I said "Dude if we weren't high, would we laugh that long?!" he said "Nope."!

Lol, it felt good.

 

I wish I could of been there baby!

 

well.....i dont really remember too much......figures

I know someone who got soooooooooo high that she tried to pull her sweatshirt over her head and it got stuck...how fuckin' funny is that?


wow...im trying to think of MY stories...but I SERIOUSLY cant remember ANY!

 

Lol, when I took my "Jesus" hoody off, it got stuck on my head and my arms were in the air. I screamed "Ahhh, Jesus is smuthering me!"! Lol, it was funny.