Funny Situations

My sister needs funny situations that she can turn into animations for her new job, quick! Niether her nor I are funny or creative. Help!

example - someone drives off with a gas pump handle still attached and it rips off and they drive away with it

anything to do with farts, nosepicking, or anything sexual is totally fine! Anything embarassing whatsover that is simple enough to make a short skit out of

cheers

 

Two garden gnomes are walking into a bar - suddenly a horde of elephants come stampeding out of the bar and catch the garden gnomes by surprise.

 

A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit,"Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit responds,"No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.~ Eddie Murphy

 

How longs it need to be? A really short one could be

A monkey teaching a lecture about empiricism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empiricism

Someone asks for an example.

Now after this it's better not to actually animate the poo being thrown.

Rather animate an interlude with other classmates asking, 'What's that he's throwing?'

Then shocked horrified reactions.

If you need something longer.

Falling in love with a Zombie.

An abortionist and a Priest who solve crime.

Chuck Norris vs The 4th Amendment.

I could do this all day.

 

The Hokey Pokey's really about racism.

 

Jesus inviting little boys into his van.

 

hah! my favorites so far are Jesus's van and abortionist/priest


keep em coming! i'll send them all

 

Cop stealin weed from a jamaican, takin it home, bakin brownies with it, and callin 911 sayin he's about to die.

I LMFAO'd for about 15 minutes when I saw that on youtube... it would be WAY WAY better if animated using the same call!!!!!!

 

Any of Bush's speeches. Man the guy cant stop looking down, you can tell he never read the shit first. His writer could have the puppet saying "I George Bush, president of the United States really have no clue how to do the job but you idiots voted me into office so Iam going to scam you all for as mich as I can and set it up so my oil wells will support my future"

 

if she's an animator and she's not creative isn't she gonna have trouble?

maybe she could make one about that

 

can you post a link to this?

 

Another George Bush term...

"They misunderestimated me"

 

i am not funny


good luck with that

 

Bush trying to find a door - Hes tried opening walls and curtains on several ocassions...