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Funny shit you hear

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by YankNBurn, Sep 22, 2006.

  1. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    At the store in the next isle this girl says to another "I cant wear then my thighs will chaf from rubbing together" and the other girl replies " well use some baby oil so they slide easier"

    Its so hard to hold back laughter in a public place.
     
    YankNBurn, Sep 22, 2006
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  3. WDYKAM

    WDYKAM Member

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    I was standing in line at the dmv yesterday and this guy behind me was arguing with his girlfriend and he goes "You don't know what it's like. I can't wait till your parents fucking die."
     
    WDYKAM, Sep 22, 2006
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  5. pomunus

    pomunus Member

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    haha that is golden.
     
    pomunus, Sep 22, 2006
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  7. skidrowgirl

    skidrowgirl Yeah, like I care.

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    You may be laughig mister, but she took my advice and now she is able to wear those pants made entirely out of saran wrap and duct tape...so meh!
     
    skidrowgirl, Sep 22, 2006
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  9. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    meh back.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Sep 22, 2006
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  11. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    :confused: yeah, but baby oil gets everywhere, n stains clothing. They make anti-chaffing stuff that I may invest in sometime so I can wear skirts without worrying about le chaffing
     
    ihmurria, Sep 23, 2006
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  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i just use deoderant.

    anyway, when i worked in durango at a store on mainstreet, people would ask all the time if we LIVED there. i said no, they bus us in and cattle prod us out after curfew...
     
    mynameiskc, Sep 23, 2006
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