Funniest thing ive seen while stoned!

About 20 minutes ago i was pretty stoned flippin through the channels, and i switched over to real tv and there was some fatass chineese kid stuck in a sewer cryin his eyes out. It took three firemen and a jumbosize bottle of liquid soap to get him out!!!! NEVER LAUGHED SOOO HARD IN MY FUCKING LIFE!

 

lol i saw that on maximum exposure. the kid just screams its sad lol, its funny though because its so less severe than the kid makes it seem. i guess people just flip when they are scared and apprehensive

 

Maybe it was maxium exposure that i saw it on, but i was sooo stoned at the time i dont remember.

 

Haha, awesome!
When I'm extremely stoned it just doesn't really matter what's on, everything's funny and interesting. I love that!!

 

i was alone and stoned outside of k-mart one day when these two kids in full shakespeare costums walked by and gave me a peice of pizza, i was so happy and confused

 

omg THAT IS FUCKING GREAT

 

^^^ That is quite hilarious. I wish shit like that happened more often.

 

me and a buddy were fuckin blazed one day playin some frisbee golf.. and our senses i guess were like "look this way something is gonna happen" and we were both starring off over twords the road away from the basket.. and we see this baby squirrel just come flyin out of the tree and you see it slam into the pavement and make this huge *smack* sound.. and it shook itself and ran off up another tree... it was fuckin helarious

 

probably the funniest thing ever for me while high was a friend of mine bryan turned the channel to some learn foreign language show so it was all weird but it was on mute and he was narrating it perfectly in time with the people speaking and just making up shit on the go
theres really no way to describe how funny it is when you're straight but it was the funniest thing ever
i had to leave the room i was laughing so hard

 

Once I was sitting over at a friends house eating a granola bar (or something of that nature). My friend asks if he can have a bite, and I say yeah, it's cool.

So he takes this huge bite. I mean, he took half the damn thing in one bite. I looked at him and said, "What the fuck? You took a huge fucking bite."

He looks at me and says, "No" in a voice muffled by granola bar, whilst spraying me with crumbs.

I laughed for like 20 minutes straight after that. I laughed so much it hurt.

 

Once, my friend and I were stoned as fuck. MacDonalds was just about to close, but we had to pee, so we wentup there and asked them if we could "peeee".
Then, my friend burst out laughing and fell down, and she grabbed my hand, so I fell down aswell!
So err.. we were like lying in front of these people, laughing our arses off. The look on their faces made me laugh even more!

They didn't let us use the toilet...

 

Me and some of my friends were at the creek blazing and shooting off fireworks when a dude in a gondola (he wasn't in a costume though ) went past... we waited till he was out of ear shot and all asked eachother: dude, you saw that too right?
Another time two of my friend were in the woods getting muffed up and some dude walked past wearing a kilt and playing the bagpipes...

 

okay some time ago at around 10pm me and 2 friends were really high, and there was this -animals do the funny things show on tv and there was a bear trapped up a tree or sumting and the people put a trampoline underneath it so if it falls it wont get hurt, they was there for like 30min and then the brach snaps and the bear falls on da trampoline and bounces right up(almost as high as the tree) in an angle and then falls on the ground like 5 feet away from the tramp. it was soooo funny ,especially while high

 

I was baked out of my mind on pot cookies and I went to this park with my friend and a homeless guy was standing in the middle of the concrete wading pool with a giant stick and he seemed to be fighting an invisible guy. Tons of people were sitting around the circle just watching him calmly, going about their day, eating food and just watching. It was so funny >.<

Perhaps you had to be there

 

lol thats just fucked up

 

hahaha why is it, that whenever your high random shit ALWAYS happens, hahaha seriously its like this thing only stoners arew in on haha.

 

man that's a good fucking question, i was wondering it yesterday. yesterday i was stoned all day and some WIERD shit was going on.

we went to a piercing place (my friend wanted to get her nose pierced), and this SKETCHY dude, like no fucking joke this guy is out of a hillbilly movie - one tooth, overalls, ratty long hair, bandana, no shoes on, dirtiest motherfucker you'll ever see - this dude comes walking out of a parlour, and is like "well, i can do that for you". i was like HOLY SHIT this guy would be like the wierdest guy to get a piercing from. it seemed intense at the time

and later i was in Frenchy's (it's like a clothing discount place, there were awesome shirts from the 80s hahahahahah), and some old guy standing RIGHT in a crowd of people lets a huge fucking fart rip...like, that fart was wet man...and the crowd just like goes quiet and everyone walks away... how strange is that?

 

I recently went to the beach with a couple of friends, because we couldn't find anyplace secluded enough to smoke, and the beach isn't too far away via bus. So we toked up behind some rocks on the beach, then watched a large crowd of seagulls. The biggest seagull there was a huge bitch and kept whining like a vagina. Then when we tossed some food into the ring, the bitchy seagull always screamed when it didnt get any. Fuckin funniest thing ever. I got it on video too, its beautiful