Funniest Lines From THE SIMPSONS...

Simpson,

Homer Simpson!

He's the greatest guy in history,

From the,

Town of Springfield,

He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (*crash*)

 

"Homer stole our rock stars! That fat, dumb, bald guy sure plays some real hard-ball!"

Long live The Who.

 

Ralph, flirting with Lisa: "So anyway, the doctor said that I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there!"

 

Marge: The plant called. They said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.

Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend!

 

Otto: Man, what am I smoking. Oh yea, pot.

 

Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Sideshow Bob: No, That's German for, "The Bart, The."
~

 

Homer: "OOOOO, Floor Pie!"

It is used extensively in our house (OOOO Drain Pasta! Ya get the idea!)

 

I think this is about right?


Homer after eating the now very mouldy, green 12 foot giant sandwhich that Marge keeps trying to throw away.

'Mmmmmmmmmm, incapacitating'


Genius!

 

From a dieting Homer...
[exclaiming] "AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I'LL AWAYS BE HUNGRY AGAIN!"

 

Lisa the Vegetarian:
(so many good lines from that episode)

with the lamb - "liiiiisssa, I thought you loooooooved, loooooved me"

and the dinner conversation: (this is only sort of right )
Homer: "What about Ham?"
Lisa: "No"
Homer: "What about pork?"
Lisa: "No"
Homer: "What about bacon?"
Lisa: "No, dad those are all from the same animal"
Homer "sure, lisa, the same magical animal"


I also love the one where Lisa meets that older guy "I'm a level 5 vegan: I don't eat anything that casts a shadow"

 

hehe man i love the simpsons, i can quote all kinds of stuff from it but i cant even remeber anything now. oh wait,..heres one! its when theres like a riot because the power is out...and everyone is looting the stores..

Carl: Cmon lets go loot some stores!
Lenny : But i dont want to steal.....
Carl : It's not stealing, it's looting!
Lenny : Oh, ok then!!

Hahaha! theres so many..but whaever..i gotta go pee now!

 

Almost anything that comes out of Ralph Wiggum is gold...

"Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder!"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

Homer: If you're happy and you know it say a swear!
Ralph: Mittens!

"It says choo-choo-CHOOSE me... and there's a picture of a train"

 

I don't think I have a favorite Simpsons qoute. There are so many super funny ones that it makes it hard if not impossible to decide on just one. Like many my favorite character is Homer followed by Apu and then Chief Wiggum. I can't decide on a favorite episode, season, qoute or even song. The show is just too damn good

 

I bent my wookie is awsome hahahaha.

 

The all time favourite is when Homer becomes the bear barron and says

 

Lisa fires off a rocket to warn the old prison that the chair is still active, and it lands in Mr Burns pocket



"Smithers, theres a rocket in my pocket"

 

"Mmmmm ... free goo" - Homer

 

aw, and what about the scene where Mr Burns wants to take the Spruce Moose with Smithers, and cocks the gun "i said get in." Awesome.

oh. and on wednesday night here - the same night as we heard who had won the Presidential elections - they aired the episode where Krutsy becomes a congresman. It was so apt, and so funny, especailly the bit where they watch the Fox broadcast and along the bottom it reads things like "Oil slicks keep baby seals young;supple" while the Democrat candidate is drawn with devil horns and keep being called "comrade"....fantastic..

 

Homer: "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"

Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."

Homer: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems"


Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

 

'Homererotic...'