from normal to insane in 0 to 60

have you ever had a situation go from completely normal to absolutely insane in less than a minute?
that just happened to me


i got dropped off by cate, changed and shit to go to bed and a guy who i thought i knew called me up
-"wanna hang out?"
-"ok"
stupid me
i go to meet the guy, i have told me brother and asked him to call me in an hour just in case...i'm not that dumb and the dude is not a dude i know...at all
i ask him how he got my number, said a name that sounded familiar, then said "ya know i think i was thinking you were someone else, maybe some other night"
drives off



people are crazy

 

so he actually came to your house?

 

Wow.

 

Why didn't you have sex with him?

 

no i made him go to taunton, i told him to meet me a dairy queen
i don't feel like being raped/murdered tonight

 

That is crazy...

Yea, I've had things do a switcher roo that fast, mostly fights though, everyone lauging then someone gets punched in the face. heh

One time I was sitting at home minding my own business and my ex is calling me asking me what I am doing... he's crazy, so I was wondering how he got my number and why he was calling like we were good buds or something (STALKER), I told him, uhm, nothing why... his response, I'm outside your house.

 

cause he was black


if he was half black i would have sucked his dick....

 

Heh.

 

it seems to run in the family to attract stalkers.....

i feel very stupid
i thought it was this guy i knew from my work, johnny
dude tonight said his name was john....

 

oh my god, buddy just called me right now

what the fuck?!

 

I think the only way to guarantee that he won't rape you is if you have sex with him. I know he's black, but you can tell him it's just that one night and hold your nose through it.

 

You're a self hating negro.

 

do you carry mace?

 

i kind of love it
he's one of the only negros i'd have sex with


i'm making it a new rule of mine, only one crazy per bed
i'm crazy and until i'm not crazy i will not sleep with anyone that is insane

 

Wait no!

 

no. i did while i was travelling in europe but only cause i was travelling alone
i should just put the "dog spray" <mace is illegal here> in my purse....

 

it would be a wise thing to do

 

wait no?
you'll need to be more specific darling...

 

How will you know whether or not they are insane before you sleep with them? It takes at least an hour of getting to know someone to figure that sort of thing out

 

Do you think he would take both of us at once?