Fried Chicken

i could really go for some fried chicken and some spaghetti with meatballs, maybe a potato or 2. i'm pretty hungry.

who can cook?

 

i can cook those things

 

but will you cook those things? cuz i'm hungry

 

you dont want me to cook. trust me its for your own safety

 

alright then, thanks for warning me

 

are you high? Some day, im going to get all of my favorite meals and get stoned. Ive always had to suffer through chips, cereal, macaroni, and other snacks when i get the munchies. What i really want is a feast, just for me. Ahh....some day..

 

What kind of potatoes? Mashed, fried, hash browns, au gratin, baked?

 

yea, i already had a combination plate of chinese food. i had pork fried rice with beef terriyaki and chicken fingers. bbut i would love to have a huge feast. that would be glorious. so glorious.

baked, with sour cream, bacon and cheese

 

fried chicked sounds fuckin awesome right now.

 

not a big fan of fried chicken... too greasy. I've no idea how some people eat that all the time.

 

I want some grits

 

Mmmm Chicken... Mmmmm

 

I cook. All of the time. But I'm not sure whether you'd care for my lower-fat, lower calorie versions, depending how addicted you are to the greasy, fatty fare.

Seriously though, I have a rule at my house. No one leaves my house hungry, everyone is well-fed and no grumbling bellies. Sit on down and I'll cook for you. I enjoy the nurturing feeling it gives me to cook for loved ones.

 

Not sure I've ever made fried chicken though. We're not fans of the fried stuff too often. Occasionally some egg rolls and crab rangoon from the local Chinese restaurant, but that's about it as far as fried foods go. Even our french fries are baked in the oven. I just take some whole potatoes, slice them up, skins on, season them, spray them with a little cooking spray, and bake. They're really good too. I found a trick to making them even better than they were when I first started making them.

 

grits are so good

 

damn right, but I am married to a southern girl, who doesn't like them, and I have always lived in the north, and I love em. Haven't had them in years though, for this very reason

 

I can cook up some shit. If im cooking when i am hungry, the food comes out immaculate. If im not that hungry its not that good. Lucky for me im always hungry.

I make the best burgers and steaks and helpers and fries and rolls and stuffing and omletes. I dont evver not have an ingredient

 

You're lucky then. It seems like we live at the grocery store the amount of times we have to run and get more ingredients.

 

i cant cook worth shit...(some things I can) but yeah.. Fried chicken is good..i love mashed potatoes though, i could live off of those...

 

it is very possible to live off nothing but mashed potatoes. If it really came down to it, you might want to let it get old, so the weevils will get in em. theirs your protien right there.