For the record

Arizona is NOT a giant desert, phoenix isn't anyway if you leave it's all rocks and sand and cactuses and rocks and.. things like that, just outside the border of the city, but i myself live in




(it's not really all that fancy, but the only pictures i could find were of sunsets and shit)



Phoenix is full of mexicans and indians (native american indians) and all the indians are very fat (just telling the truth) and all the mexicans look like they'd tear off your skirt if you got too close


it gets up to 119/120 on the hottest days, that's where if you go outside the air burns your lungs from just breathing it, our lawns always die in the summer but some people who have money can make theirs look good, there are some that are landscaped to look like a desert with rocks and cactuses and stuff.

Scottsdale is a very desert-y place in the sense that it's all red-roofs (rooves? nah) and stucco, but then it has newer buildings than phoenix.


The street and sidewalks can get pretty effin hot, i threw a water balloon when i was little and it stuck to the sidewalk and melted there, and its still out there. Also, my moms shoe melted to the sidewalk and its imprint is still out by the front window.


We are not full of mormons, though there are some in my family.

And to close my rant/tour of phoenix, arizona, i'll post some pictures of my neighborhood so you'll get the general idea




thanks for listening

 

Its utah that i have stereotyped in my mind :H

 

well i'm just always hearing "so becky hows the desert" "oh ya they just plopped down a few buildings in the middle of the desert" "desert desert desert"

 

say what? you think utah is a desert
well the last 2 winters in salt lake have been harsh i don't think this place is a desert at all
LUCKY! there are so many fuckin mormons here!

 

what do they do

 

Im not saying its a desert, just a bit of a wasteland....

 

everyone thinks scotland is a big moore filled place where everyone is big and ginger, is drunk on whiskey, eating haggis, wearing kilts and playing bagpipes


they're not far wrong!



nah



they are



with most people

 

wow

 

choo choo

 

well they are. most every one of them will give you a look, some of them cheer at you


"woooo! baby i like your shirt!"


well thats just my experience but im sure it happens to a lot of people


right

 

maybe its just you bein so purty and all

 

that was a good tour

 

Looks a bit like Los Angeles in some of those pics. I like the way the yard looked in one of them.

I drove thorugh there on my way from LA to Tucson once, but it was at night

 

mormons here well for instance you are in public and say shit loud but not to the whole word they will scream at you for saying shit that is how bad it is

 

but its legal to punch them in the face for doing that right?!

Mormons must have trouble when they visit NY, Philadelphia, Chicago, Boston, SF, Colombia, Canada, New Jersey, Europe

 

i like the way you mention both cities and continents...

 

thanks

 

its just that europe and New York are of different sizes, different amounts of Home languages, different populations etc...

 

yea, and I think you are taking my post a little too seriously