For the men

How many of you sit down to piss, other than while you're taking a shit, for any reason at any time during the day?

 

Wtf? Why would I?

 

Ask lynsey. Appearantly she knows loads of men who sit down to pee in the morning. I was making sure I wasn't the weird one.

 

Wtf lynsey, what kinda guys you hanging out with?

 

hah you made a fucking poll.......ahhhhhhhhhhaaaa Adam, Adam, Adam.

 

Did you really expect anything less?

 

I just peed...I sat down I'm kinda sick called in half-sick today (going in late because I left my spanish book there or else I'd call off the whole day) so I just was like fuck peeing standing up today too much work...so now im gonna vote

 

You're not a man.(Edit: I'm not debating the fact that you may have a penis, but you're not a man)

 

I voted anyway...I'm in touch with my masculine side... *looks in mirror to find most masculine side*

 

how did you know!!!!!!!! who told you?????????

Actually I wish I had a penis or even a sizable clitoris for that matter...prettier yes and glad I don't have what I've seen in the movies and such but what men find attractive makes me not able to get off.
I want a huge fucking....that I can write my name in the snow with and grab when I am drunk with other guys.

 

Quit corrupting my poll.......This is a highly scientifical matter to help me determine how many guys out of ten that I can reasonably assume are morning squatters, and thus place myself above them on the food chain.

 

That is why god didn't allow you to have one.

 

Alright... Who selected sexy?

 

MEEEEEE!!! I know its' supposed to be for guys, but it was such a ongood opti

 

Never have,but it would probably eliminate the the piss drops that fly around when shaking off the little buddy.Women so love cleaning those up.

 

my demographics are skewed I have no experience with guys under 30 unless we were drunk and the one experience I had with a guy under 30 it was long distance so I didn't see normal habits but I don't think he sat down. So maybe it's the age thing...more secure

 

Oh. Ok. *relaxes*

 

I bet you if you ask any one of them if they've had a fainting spell during their morning piss they'll tell you yes.

 

There's some things you just don't tell!!!!!! Bathroom habits in relationships are like vegas...what happens int here stays there, never to be talked about to anyone outside of the relationship and that would be a demasculating question...I am smart enough not to ask that. Hmmmmm I do have a friend from high school who I want to 'take a hint' ...do you think this question will solve the problem. I told him I am celibate and finding myself and he said 'that's cool I'm religous' I told him I have a boyfriend he said 'I just wanna hang out and hug you like we did when we saw each other before' 5 freaking phone calls a day...my mom told him I was really sick and cannot go out for a very long time and he asked if he could come over. It's bothering me really bad but I don't know what to do. I really don't even want to be friens with him and then he myspace messages me and tells me he's jealous and it's just like arghhhhh and I did NOTHING to give him the impression I was into him. So I'm going to talk about peeing next time he calls or maybe tell him i have a penis.

 

I'm such a badass, I always piss standing up. :H Hell, sometimes I don't even unzip. :H