for the first time in years

i stumbled and fell in the street, drunk. three martinis, and a gin and juice

i think i'll bruise. walking hurts now.


oh well, live and learn. i'm a little embarassed, but hell, it happens

 

Smokin' indo
Sippin' on gin 'n' juice

 

I'm glad some of us are out doing things like that..

 

haha...i only had a block to walk, and i only stumbled and fell once, stepping off the curb and not paying attention......


but it was super uncomfortable

 

haha, you changed it:cheers2:

 

I do that all the time...and I don't even drink.

 

i've fallen sober plenty.

i dont fall nearly as hard sober, because i recognize whats going on and act accordingly.

my knees are all fucked up now. my hips aren't their best.

wrists and elbows aren't theiir best, and i think my left palm will bruise.

but if i was sober and fell i'd be alright

 

I wasn't sure of the actual lyrics. YEARS since I've heard the song.

Google comes in handy.

 

Damn it, Nesta, you dirty lush you.

 

sometimes I do that when sober

 

its cool. i mean, i'm the one that got drunk and fell flat on my face in the middle of a street.


anyway, i should go to bed and leave youlls alone.

 

this is why ive made a point of not buying liquor lately. especially gin.

but i was at the grocery, getting stuff for dinner.....

and i was struck by the novelty of liquor at the grocery.

so i got stuff for martinis. just seagrams gin and gallo vermouth, but still. its enough

 

gin is the drink of the devil. goat urine I tell you, yuck, never touch that stuff again!

vodka isn't much better and now whiskey has been ruined for me (and I didn't even throw up).

Beer is all that is left. that and wine.

 

i'm about to agree with you. but i fucking love gin. even seagrams.

all things in moderation. a lesson i learned well tonight. i can barely walk at this point

 

I had poland springs gin during one fateful night.

I swear I can handle way more whiskey than gin. Something about the taste of gin and whiskey just goes down smoother.

 

No no no good sir

 

I have a scar on my chin from the one and only time I fell drunk. No, it will not go away.

 

apparently, my friend told me, it is better to fall when drunk because your body is limper and looser, whereas while sober you're all tense and stiff.

I used to always wake up from benders with cuts, bruises and scrapes all over. I remember one time I really ate shit, showed up to work on monday morning with a nice big cut on my face.

 

This is true in cases of a car wreck, or something like that. But just falling down, sober you can catch yourself or prepare for the fall....reducing the impact damage. Drunk, you don't realize you're falling till you slam into the asphalt.

 

So you're saying if you should crash your car you'd be better off drunk?
Now there's a slam in the face for the anti-drunk driving propagandists.