For all you fools havin girl problems...

Damn homie... Let me try and break this down for you....

Never Love a girl more then she loves you....

Never marry the woman you love, marry the woman who loves you!

If my girl cheats on me with you, try to cum on her face for me.

"Listen to the woman". They do have something intelligent to say.

It doesnt matter how you feel, if the girl doesnt feel, thats the end of the relationship.


However long it took you to hit it, it probably took the last dude half the time

Never tell a woman her breath stinks, no matter how much it does

Never, ever try to find solutions to her problems, she wants you to listen to her not trying to solve them even if
she asks you what she should do, never answer with a solution; always reply "What is the best you think you could do.
And let her find her own solutions.

A man does not choose a woman, a woman chooses a man
If you meet a woman, and she claims she can't find Mr. Right, it's because her ass is lookin' for Mr. Wrong

Never fuck with a woman that thinks she deserves shit she can't afford to get for herself. She will bring nothing but grief to your life.

Women like to fuck as much as men do, and they like that freak shit even more than most men: If your woman ain't fuckin' you, she probably fucking somebody else.

Same goes for freak shit, if she won't get freaky with you, don't be suprised if she put it on the last man, the other man or the next man.

If your woman was fuckin you right when y'all were dating and just stops that shit cold as soon as you sound like you want to commit to her ass,
yo ass just got trapped. Bounce out... and don't look back.

Never marry a female if you:
1. Never fucked her
2. Don't know if you can live with her

AND FOR GOD SAKES, DON'T MARRY A DAMN VIRGIN.
If you broke that shit in cool, if the last man broke it in,
THANK HIS ASS. Breakin' a virgin ain't cute, and it damn sure ain't fun.

And finally one from my pops:

Maintain your MAN. Never let a female beat you into punkin' yourself.
The minute you do, her ass will bounce to a REAL MAN and let you know exactly why. Or as my pops put it:

DON'T LET ANY WOMAN TAKE YOUR MANHOOD AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT MAN.



The only time you know for a fact that someone is not fucking your woman is when you are fucking her...

Don't listen to what a woman says, watch what she does and you'll be just fine...

If you fuck her in the ass, she will cry and whimper... Thats fact.

Never trust a girl who is too emotional and whose eyes are quick to shed tears... Tears can be decietful...

It doesn't mean shit if a woman likes you, its cool if she loves u but ALWAYS makes sure she respects u.(witnessed myself)

A woman doesn't want u to be her homegirl or her fag friend but her MAN.

Be friends (or atleast) try to be friends or cool with ALL your girls friends,

Let a hoe be a hoe... Don't sleep though, your gurl better have some hoe in her or your days are gonna be long as fuck.


You got to be able to discern between a hoe and a freak.
A freak is down for whatever with you, a hoe is just down for whatever.

Don't assume that just because a female sexed you, she's a hoe

When you got problems is when her ass just flatly refuses to fuck you no matter how much finesse and quality time you think you throwin' at her,
that could mean:
1. She ain't feeling you cuz your shit is weak...
2. She ain't fuckin' (which is cool at 18, but kinda disfunctional at 28 and just straight up creepy at 38)
3. Or she feelin' the next man more than she's feelin' you.

IF YOUR GIRL IS THE SHIT IN BED, REMEMBER SOMEONE ELSE TAUGHT HER HOW TO SUCK THAT DICK. DONT GET CAUGHT UP IN YOUR OWN BULLSHIT


When you come across a group of girls always hit on the ugliest one. This will make the other girls envious and try harder to pick you up.
If that doesn't work at least you'll have an ugly girl to go home with.


A lot of females talk this "as long a he takes care of me" shit, and unfortunately, a lot of fools fall for that shit,
but most hoes that drop that line just mean financially and materially. If that's the case, then you ain't got shit but a bill with a pussy.

If you won't take that shit from a dude, then don't take that shit from another female either.

Never treat a women like a Queen unless she realizes you the godamn King

To remove your lust for a woman is to remove that woman's power

Dont ever convince yourself that you will do it raw just once

GURL GET A JOB IF YOU WANNA BE RICH!!!

Remmember This:
A WOMAN FALLS IN LOVE QUICKER THAN A MAN
BUT A MAN FALLS IN LOVE HARDER.


NEVER ASSUME YOU KNOW YOUR WOMAN. Always take a woman at face value. Females can have all kinds of bullshit going in their heads that you don't know about, then one day you wake up next to a stranger

Never sweat a female

Never be jealous man...

Lastly, If you ever feel a serious urge to hit a bitch, then you need to split from that bitch... Dont EVER hit a female... Smoke a blunt, go kick it with the homies, and walk the other direction... But maintain your "man" at all cost...

 

And a note to all men, if your a real man dont listen to anything this prick says because its all a load of bollocks!!!!

 

what the fuck?
i dont have any relationship problems but hadta come in to witness this sage advice
interesting approach..lol but if it works for ya..whatever..lol
i did read it with an open mind & a couple lines aproached sensibility

but man thats some crazy trip your on

 

Wiggy you must be one of those 'pussy men' soft like butter... lol. the fuck out my thread.

 

If you look with your eyes and you see where it says what sex i am it says boobs and females have boobies dont they. So yeah anyway im not a bloke

 

i would hafta say thats true i think my relationships so good cause i disagree with pretty much everything he repressents himself to be relationshipwise
as a person got no probs with him.. just..
definately not a good 1 to take relationship advice from..lol

 

Well no its all bulls really isnt it, but you know he is young and hasnt really experiences relationships yet - just wanted to look cool.

Awwwwww

 

yea pretty much

 

Look "cool"... haha

being or acting 'cool' is not a factor...

 

our point exactly
when your spoutin this kinda crap ya look like a fool
you think its cool.. but it aint

 

You have no point... If people think its "cool", then its "cool", if not, then its not... Its my honest advice so take it for what it is... You dont like it, dont fuckin read it, get the fuck out my threads. Use the ignore feature on this forum board, and ignore my post as i ignore yours.

 

wrong you ignore all but your own
people are trying to tell you that all this shit u spouts utter bullshit.
ok i tend to be blunt & try to shake ppl awake if need be
but everythng u spout as relationship advice is ultimately gonna fuck alotta ppl up if any1 takes it seriusly..
you seem to have a hell of alkotta hatred towards women & not alotta respect.. & you promote a mindset thats going to get more people hurt & in fuct relationships & possibly end up really screwed up ppl...

 

And if you look with your eyes you will see im telling you to get the fuck out my thread.

 

Then one must learn to decipher "advice" from "fact"... Dont they?

 

if we get out of your thread its just you in here alone

& i think with your philosohy here maybe thats not such a bad place for you to be


bye bye

 

HAHAHAHAHA we arent doing anything wrong here just stating that the stuff you put at the begninning of this thread is pointless REALLY pointless.

 

the only thing i agree with is that women fall quicker and men fall harder, but don't get too excited "rasbullshitery" i think you start posts just to fight with people and quite frankly it's getting very old.

 

too true

 

there were a few gems in there, to be honest... i disagree with a lot of it, with most of it, but there were a few clever things said towards the middle of that tirade

 

I thought this was too funny.

but yeah there were a couple of things there that are kinda true, just said in a really bad way.