fly

so there's this really annoying fly darting around the room, in the office I work at.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to start going insane.

 

theres a fly bothering my sister...she's like 3 feet away from me. the fly hasn't bothered me once

 

Well then, go after that bugger. Find a large object and swing like hell.

 

just try to keep following it with your eyes. See how long you can last.

 

well, one of my cats got the fly

he hunted it down

 

my little fenced in yard is about 5 square feet of concret ( i live in condos), and the idiots i live with like to piss back there when they get drunk and i cant even step outside without like a million flies buzzing all over me. and whenever someone leaves the back door open a swarm of flies get into the house. it drives me crazy

 

try to catch it with chopsticks like Mr. Myagi

 

kill it.

 

KILLLLLLLL it.

 

I don't like flys... everyone should unite and hang huge fly papers to kill those little annoying bastards once and for all.... then maybe we can kill some other stuff...

 

I really can't kill it... I just can't. I would feel terrible...

 

It'd kill you if it could.

You could open a window. Then maybe close the door and feel god like.

I get the same feeling when I drink.

 

ahaha no I don't even know how it got in here because the door hasn't been open, except for when I walked in, in the morning and all of a sudden at like 3 in the afternoon, this thing starts buzzing around, from who knows where!

The window wasn't open for it to fly in either... and I can't open it for it to fly out because the screen doesn't come off

The fly was balistic anyway... he didn't take a break from his flying to even notice when I TRIED to open the door to let him out... he was whacko.

But I got here this morning and he's gone so yay.

 

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't know why, she swallowed a fly....I guess she'll die.