First time drunk on mansoda

What happened to you the first time you drank enough man soda to get drunk?

I remember my first time, I worked at this resturaunt and they had a whole room full of Man Soda. Needless to say, I drank a LOT. I could hardly walk and I still had to finish work, so as I was washing dishes I would drop them, and slip, and just laugh it off. When I got home, I went up to my room and puked so much that my vomit dripped through my floor and rained down upon my living room. Miraculously, my parents thought I was sick from a stomach virus that was going around.

I still get queasy even smelling a Man Soda now.

 

what the fuck are you talking about?

 

^^ Thats what I was gonna say.

 

Man Soda = Beer.

 

A type of beer or beer in general?

 

LOL... OK.

I guess women better stay away from it.

 

Haha, yes, if you drink it, you will pay....however much a beer costs around there. Unless you're mooching off your friends.

Um, just beer in general. I think it's a great name.

 

hahaha

what does a room full of Man Soda look like?

 

It's an alcohol cabinet

 

.....i guess i just dont understand the name.

its not soda, and not at all like soda except that it contains sugar, and is almost always effervescent (though this is a general rule, it is not even close to a requirement for being a beer....a still beer is entirely possible, and many higher alcohol beers are virtually, if not effectively, still beers)

and there is nothing masculine about beer at all, despite what the multimillion dollar ad campaigns for the worst brewers in the world (budweiser, miller, etc.) may try and make people believe....

whatever, i've just not heard that term before and think its one of the dumbest slang terms i've learned in a long time, but who cares.

i dont have any way of knowing when the first time i got drunk from beer is, and i dont care. i know the last time was last night after five or so. nothing really good, mostly heineken.

 

your puke soaked through the FLOOR? your house doesn't seem like it would be very structurally sound.

 

i had roughly the equivalent of three "normal" beers tonight, though it was spaced out over a couple of hours and thats not enough to get me more than slightly buzzed anyhow.

 

beer is for men!

 

^why? you don't drink it with your penis. thats stupid.

and for the record, its almost a sure thing that the first intentionally brewed beer was made by women, and that the art of brewing beer was first a craft pursued virtually exclusively by women - it is culinary, a very primitive means of preserving the nutritional value of grains. and early beer was almost surely still, too....

beer is the beverage of civilization, the most sophisticated of ancient beverages, and up until VERY, VERY recently had absolutely no association with gender at all. not till the advent of incredibly poorly skilled brewers with multimillion dollar ad campaigns...

 

It definently isn't. You can hear each peice of shit dropping out of someone's ass while they're in the bathroom from across the house.

Nesta, you're being way litteral. It's a joke.

 

thats too bad, because i was applying my mighty abilities on trying to devise a way in which i could drink a beer through my penis and prove myself wrong.

and i almost got it to work.

but to no avail. but that doesnt mean i COULDNT get it to work.

but now, because of this, even if i succeed (no - WHEN i succeed) the outside world will never witness my amazing beer drinking penis, and i will never share my secret with the rest of you.

i promise you'll rue this day the rest of your life. you've made a powerful enemy, class!

 

LOLOLOL that is exactly what I was thinking.

 

HAHAHA

I just hope we dont start talking about circumcision now :tongue:

Class, Man Soda is a lame name. Please just call it beer.

 

i like saison beers the best in general, i think, though lately i've been in the mood for stouts. i had a stout tonight, in fact (rogue's shakespeare stout) and it was pretty good but not as good as i'd hoped.

 

or rather, its not that it was lacking in anything, its just not quite the type of stout i was hoping it would be (knew little about it at the time of purchase, but its a good brewery and i thought it would be a good beer. it was, but i would have preferred something abit more along the lines of lion stout or lump of coal, or samuel smith's imperial stout or oatmeal stout....or better yet young's double chocolate stout....something low on the hops, high on the smooth, velvety richness that hints at cocoa and fine chocolates...)