A man calls the local police department, and warns them of his hippy neighbor. "He hides all of his marijuana in the firewood behind his house," he told them. "I've seen him out there chopping it up and getting pounds and pounds of it from the logs." So a half dozen officers go out to the location, and start chopping the firewood trying to find the pot. Log after log the cops find nothing...They went through the whole stack and didn't find any evidence of cannabis, so they gave up and went back to the "pig pen" (police station). So the next day the man who made the call, goes over to the hippy's house. "Hey man, I noticed all of your firewood is allready chopped for the winter." "Yeah, the strangest thing happened yesterday. Six cops just showed up and started chopping all of my firewood! When they finaly finished, they came to me and apologized, and then just left." "MERRY CHRISTMAS NEIGHBOR!"
good one mate I heard the joke as this.. an old man couldnt get out and dig the earth for his annual garden because he was getting on in years. his grandson calls the police department and tells them " i am a neighbor of old man smith and i saw him burying bodies in his back yard in the garden area." the cops thank him for the tip and they show up at his house with shovels commence to dig up the whole thing only to find nothing. they all are disappointed and leve.saying things like "we'll be watching you old man." later old man smith's phone rings " grandpa, did the cops show up today?"he says "yeah they did, and the darndest thing, they dug up my whole garden" "Happy birthday grandpa!"
Yeah good joke, there must be a few versions of it, this is the one I heard. An old man lived alone in his home since his wife died and his son got sent to prison. He loved working in the large vegetable garden at the back of his house and every couple of years would dig out the entire garden and plant a new type of vegatable but he was getting on in years and his arthritis was getting worse and knew he wouldn't be able to manage it this year. In his weekly letter to his son he explained his predicament. Dear Pauly: I am feeling pretty bad at the moment because it looks like I won't be able to plant my vehetable garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Hope your well, love Dad. A few days later, he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad: For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES!. Love, Pauly At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man paid for the expense and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad: Go ahead and plant the vegetables now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Pauly
