fill in the blank

Fred phelps

i am known cuz ..

 

I once orally pleased Fred Phelps


Dogs like to chase cars________

 

and try to run after mountain bikers

When i went to the ____________I accidentally forgot my magic markers and garter

 

circus for lepers





I still managed to draw upon_______

 

...the conclusion that Webster was homosexual and Gary Coleman has anger issues


If I were wearing a ski mask I would most likely be _________ on Spalsh Mountain

 

riding the indoor rodeo bull



i need to close _____ before i head out to the ________

 

mostly naked



If I were gonna eat the flesh of an animal, _____ is the most tasty

 

penguin

i am bald because..

 

Chilled Monkey Brains

The hollywood celebrity most likely to participate in a cow tipping contest is _____________


Hotwater

 

mom ate paint chips when she was preggers


Dog lick themselves because____

 

of 2 reason: pleaseure and bathing themselves

swim suit models are _______ when they get all _____

 

slimy horny


i am in love with..

 

Phlegm

Some days I'm just not very ______....

 

hygienic

I was up all night thinking about ______.

 

penguins



My mother always warned me about_____,_____ and _____

 

pretty woman and tipping peopel who handle your coat

this book is about ______, while the documentary is about _____

 

sex, why george bush has herpes

I drove down the road, looked out the window and saw __________.

 

lightening strike a tree

if i had to describe my life in one word, id say it was ________

 

if i had to describe my life in one word, id say it was random...

Right now I want to ________

 

buy a plane ticket

the most important person in my life right now is ______