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Ok folks its very simple. One person says a sentence, leaving one part blank for the poster below them to fill in, and the following poster (after completing the sentence) creates a new one for the next poster.

I’ll start…

If i won the lottery, the first thing id buy would be a _____

and go

 

Girl.

If I lost one book, I would like to throw a ______ at a random innocent bystander.

 

ninja star

If I ate pork and got sick, I would_______

 

Become a hydrotarian.

I dream about having sex with _____

 

goats and llamas.

If I were bleeding from the anus, the most likely cause would be_________

 

A television set.

I like to put ____ in my coffee.

 

Anglican Propaganda

Golf Pants Make me___________

 

Horny


I wear _____ to church on Sundays.

 

Nothing

Uncle Fester reminds me of _______________


Hotwater

 

My first wife.

As I stepped out of the shower I caught my________________ in the shampoo bottle.

 

second wife



You can ride, up with the dogs tonight, in_________

 

the middle of nowhere

my biggest fear is _____

 

irish wolf hounds wearing mini skirts and too much mascara

God has a monopoly on_______

 

tiny blue razor blades

name one reason why i came _______

 

so quickly


Fitzy prematurely ejaculated because______

 

was my first time

crummy didn't get it up because

 

he is an old, old bastard.

some strange scent is billowing over the forums, _______

 

he saw me

I am invisible because i ate _....

 

rat testicles.

God hates_____

 

norwich

bus loads of people travel to _____