Fear...

...MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT. FOR I AM A JENIUS.

 

when did you move to Russia?

 

Privet Elliot, kak dela tam v rasiye? holodno?

 

I AM A VERY IMPORTANT MAN IN RUSSIA. FOR I INVENTED VODKA. AND THE COLOR CLEAR. UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU AMERICANS, WESTERN CIVILIZATION HASN'T CAUGHT ON TO MY CREATIONS. BUT I AM TREATED LIKE A KING IN RUSSIA. IN FACT, I AM A KING. KING OF RUSSIA. NO, REALLY. THEY VOTED ME IN LAST WEEK.

 

WE NO LONGER SPEAK THAT SAVAGE LANGUAGE HERE. WE NOW SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE GILA MONSTER.

 

IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I TYPE WITH A LARGE FONT, IT IS TO REMIND YOU OF MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

 

gila-gila-gila, gi gi gi...bitch!

 

Really, Pavel--Russian is SO last century!

 

WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT? YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKE-ASS ADAM SANDLER.

YOU ARE NOW BANNED FROM RUSSIA.

 

BITCH, PLEASE. WERE YOU ALIVE LAST CENTURY? I THINK NOT. I KNOW OF LAST CENTURY. BECAUSE I WAS ALIVE.


...I ALSO INVENTED TIME. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS?

 

Considering I was born in 1986, I was alive last century, dipshit. Don't get mad at me because I can add up dates. Besides, I was agreeing with you by telling Pavel he needed to get over the whole Russia thing, and then you go and jump on my ass, man-whore!

 

WAY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT SO IT ISN'T REVEALED THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WROD "TIME" MEANS.


I MEAN, WORD.


IGNORE THAT MISTAKE. IT WAS A MISTAKE FOR SCIENCE. SCIENCE CALLS ME WHEN THEY NEED SOMETHING. AND IF THEY GET A BUSY SIGNAL, THEY CALL MY CELL PHONE. AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THEY CALL STEPHEN HAWKING, MY SECRETARY. AND HE TAKES A MESSAGE.

 

I think Eliot is either making some sort of statement about gimmicks - or he's just jealous because the gimmicks are getting all the attention.

...or...he ate the same stuff that Orsino ate tonight.

 

WAIT, STOP. LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HOW I'VE MADE HAWKING MY BITCH.

 

if this was anyone elses thread...everyone would be yelling about big fonts....you are feared!!

 

Time (as defined by Webster's New Students Dictionary): the measured or measurable period during which an action, process, or condition exists or continues.


EAT IT!

You're just mad because Pavel likes my sex better than yours. Face it Eliot, I could beat you in a sex competition anytime, anyplace. Shit, even your grandmother thinks you're horrible in bed--you'd think a person could take a hint after that.

 

DANIEL WEBSTER IS A QUACK. HE WOULDN'T KNOW A NOUN IF IT SLAPPED HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND SAID, "GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN LUNCH MONEY OR I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY," AND IGNORED MY TEARS AND SOBS AS IT GAVE ME A VERY PAINFUL WEDGIE AND STOLE MY BRAND NEW SHOES.


I LOVED THOSE SHOES...


WAIT. NO. I MEAN. YOU'RE DEAD!

 

Sharing is carrying.

 

And once again, you have no rebuttal for the fact that I am better in bed than you'll ever be...

 

Hey, don't strike Elliot so fiercly... he is a true man for taking it up the ass!