Farm

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Dave_techie, Nov 8, 2008.

  1. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I want to have a farm.
    I want to start out growing grasses (hay) and move on to dairy. beyond that I have no plan.

    this seems like a good direction for my life.
     
  2. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Talk to niggers, they're drawing up some serious plans for the new world order.
     
  3. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    It seems wise.

    Good luck being able to do this, the way things are heading these days...
     
  4. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atT8JRPu5xw

    fuck it. I will live in big cities 4 eva.
     
  5. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    STFU...

    Not you too.:mad:
     
  6. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Shut the whaty whaty? I was just trying to be edgy.

    Nightie night.:cheers2:
     
  7. wally m

    wally m 14

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    Woow dairy is a 365 day job, up at daylight to milk then milking in the evening before they go to bed. Lots and lots of work.
     
  8. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    but, I'd be working hard for something that was not killing my soul, one day at a time, I've done 365 jobs before, really, it's not that bad to have that kind of restriction when you are really pretty free.
     
  9. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    thats why god invented farm boys.
     
  10. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Edgy?

    Nap time more like.

    Night.
     
  11. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    seriously though, hard work, twice a day, depending on the number of cattle, and how the dairy was processed, probably 10 hours a day of work, yeah, but without a fascist psycho manager telling you all kinds of bullshit procedures designed because they don't pay well enough to maintain a workforce with the skills they need to do the job.

    pff, sounds pretty fucking good to me.
     
  12. grow some pot on the side
     
  13. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    honest to god, I was trying to figure out the best way to do that tonight.

    I don't think it's really tenable, mostly because agricultural areas deal with a great many overflights, and any kind of hemp looks really distinctive, but actual sticky green buds are REALLY distinctive, you'd have to set up one of your barns as a growroom, OR put a growroom under the barn where the cows slept (ir photography would be moot because of the cow warmth, and if you set up the sewage flow away from the cows properly, you'd have a really easy fertilization system)
     
  14. sunflowers as disguise
     
  15. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    herusalem artichokes, it's a variety of sunflower (despite it's name) that has VERY high starch content, and can be harvested three times a year, if it is harvested three times a year, with modern farming technologies, the biomass can render 1200 gallons of ethanol per acre, even more butanol (thanks to butanol being cellulossic)
     
  16. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    me too. i want goatsI love goat milk and goat ice cream and goat cheese and goat yogurt.
     
  17. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    fainting goats are funny as tim conway talking about conjoined elephants..
     
  18. eskimoblueday

    eskimoblueday Member

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    Rent out your farmland to godmodding biofuel growers. Yes, biofuel is the shittiest answer to the fuel crisis, but my God, they pay well.
     
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