Fake age/age you look

Post here your fake age and the age that people never think you look.

 

I'm 7 years old but I look 30

its from pollution, but hey getting tits early has its benefits

 

If there is one thing I won't do at five in the morning... is post my fake age and the age people think I never look.

 

I'm immortal, but I look 16.

People never think I look 29.

 

I'm 6258, but people never think I'm 82

 

My post is cooler ihmurria. You KNOW IT!!!!!

 

People say I look like I come from the stone age, but I'm actually the age of aquairus.

 

that's only cuz you're a rebel. I'm too lazy to rebel.

 

I always picture Captain Caveman when I read your posts....

 

I just can't top Lodog's post so I will have to decline to answer the original question.

 

Im probably however old the human race is, but most say i look about 12. 13 if i put on makeup. My 18th birthday is in a few weeks.

 

Fake age: -256 years
Most people tell me I look 31 years, 11 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 11 hours, and 56 minutes old.

 

*sigh* If only I was that sauve and debenair.

 

im really 89
people say i look 12

 

i dunno i think ive been told i look 20 mostly and yea my real age is 25
not far from the truth

 

I haven't been born yet, but people say I smell like I died last week.