Excuses to Touch Her

When making advances on a female, what excuses to touch her can you guys think of.. as opposed to just getting it wrong and making it look obvious, I don't want to get an awkward laugh whereby she may as well be saying, "I can see what you're trying to do". Any ways you can touch her while making it look natural.

Does anyone out there have any techniques I can use to get in her face. Like for example if we both laughed at the same joke. Any examples please??? :afro:

 

Ermmmm.....

 

Say you overthought it, seems like a righteous excuse to me!

 

When i touch a woman I don't use any excuses and it is very obvious when I do. I don't try to touch women that do not want to be touched by me and neither should anyone else.

 

I pretend that I am yawning - outstretch my arms and 'accidently' put one of my arms on her shoulder. Keep this one a secret, please.

 

I don't mean touch her as in touch her ass, or grab her tits, just so as you know...

 

Until I find a woman who obviously wants to be touched, then I will have to 'overthink' it

 

You think that has worked for a lot of other people in this department?

 

Do I think what has worked? and what do u mean 'department'?

 

I hope she slaps the fuck out of you when you grab her.

 

You are full of hate!

 

Awww look at the little troll how old are you again 12?

 

1 Ensure that she has no martial arts training, no brothers, no cranky father and no current boyfriend.

2 Put your fastest running gear on

3 Don a mask

4 Come up with an elaborate alibi (such as I was in Gaza helping Tony Blair broker an Israeli-Hamas peace deal)

5 Touch away!

6 GTFO this forum

7 repeat 6

 

Would you care to elaborate on that??

 

Come on.. is it that much of a crime to like a girl!!!!!!!!!!

 

Eat a Dick is that elaborate enough for you....

 

You asked for help, I gave it. Perhaps if you spent less time asking strangers on the internet how to approach a girl, and more time approaching girls, you wouldn't generate the type of responses you regard as unhelpful.

 

Now that you've got that off your chest perhaps you can hit the sack for a while. You deserve a nap

 

Your mom is calling it is dinner time you better get going.

 

Oh ya, that happened about 2 yrs back. I know longer live at home so....