Everybody knows

that shnozzwangers are tougher than mossdoodles. It's a simple fact of life. If you disagree, you're foolish, and if you agree you're a simpleton.

Tell you what, we'll flip for it. Rules: Heads - I win; tails - you lose.

 

You think you're so much better than the rest of us, but what you don't realize, is you aren't.

 

who the fuck are those types of people?

I'm better than everyone cuz I'm short and I smell good

 

Are we talking dogs here.

While were on the subject, what is the standard size for a full grown french poodle. I think its 26". My friend seems to think its much larger than that.

 

i thought this was gonna be about leonard cohen...i was actually interested for a moment....

 

That's why I came in here.

Glad I'm not alone.

 

Yes I am, and you need to wipe my skin cream off your cheek.

No beckner we're not talking dogs, and I find it rather disturbing that you would want to inquire about the how well endowed french poodles are in their prime.

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.

 

Hes saying that Jews are tougher than Italians.

 

Only a fool would not recognize that jibberish as being from The BFG.

 

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
Thats how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that youve been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows youve been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
Thats how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
Thats how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that its now or never
Everybody knows that its me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when youve done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old black joes still pickin cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the plague is coming
Everybody knows that its moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But theres gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that youre in trouble
Everybody knows what youve been through
From the bloody cross on top of calvary
To the beach of malibu
Everybody knows its coming apart
Take one last look at this sacred heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
Thats how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
Thats how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

 

Matt saved us from Adam's bullshit!

 

Didnt concrete blonde or someshit sing that.

I enjoy LC's poetry as much as the next bloke, but i find his music rather dull.

The music video for closing time is wicked though.

 

Yes Pressed Rat, you have sophisticated taste in music, congratulations.

Let us move on. I believe that Roald Dahl was racist, as are all Englishmen.

 

Who's going to save us from yours?

 

Pavel. But he never comes around. So you're stuck with it.

 

On what grounds was Dahl racist?

 

shnozzwanger = jew

hence the lenard cohen connection.

 

I'm not very smart. Who's lenard cohen?

And I'm not a fuckin' Jew Eliot. Fuckin commie.

 

LC is arguably the best Canadian who ever lived, here.

 

Leonard Cohen is a banker adam. All jews are.