Ever find strange things on the ground?

Found a piece of paper with this on it today at school...
Titled "E=MC^2 Rap"

Ever found any thing peculiar around?
I once found someones 'slam' book (or whatever they are called) about who they hate and who they fucked. Ahh, teenagers.

 

I find more strange things on the ground than I do in the air....... Yeah.

 

My brother claims to have seen a flying person and gets infinitely mad whenever I mention it.
Strange things are more numerous on the ground, but things are much stranger in the air.

 

They may be stranger in the air, but there's more of them on the ground.



except during a tornado.

 

I thought only cows lived in tornadoes? I've never seen one anyway, this is just what the TV taught me

 

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I find .'s all over the ground. Mostly old gum.

Not a lot of hookers and junkies though

 

I am generally aware of strange things on the ground but only stop and ponder what to do about them when I encounter cash or human beings.

 

I see needles, gum, trash , etc on the ground all the time no big deal

 

Sorry, I deleted that. But, I just wanted to say that I always find a lot of hookers and junkies on the ground, no matter where I go. :biggrin:

 

I often find crackheads, but they seem to own every speck of dirt around them.

 

i found a mini tripod once..

 

When I Was Young And Partied Hard, I Quite Often

Found Missing Drinking Mates On The Ground, In

Garden Beds, In Fish Ponds, etc etc etc...



Cheers Glen.

 

Many a drunk has fallen into our pond* and stayed there. and a cat, but it died.

*irrelevant story for ya, one guy fell in the pond while my mom was over, and somehow she went from dressing his wound to coaching him on his life, which ended with him pulling a gun out of his pocket hoping to 'end it all' (he didn't)

My mom generally has this effect on people.

Now we don't have crazies over to drink any more.

 

Being a father I'm constantly doing a dance through the living room trying to avoid small toys throughout the afternoon.

When I'm outside since I live in a apartment complex that allows pets I'm looking down to avoid dog shit.

This happened today. I took my son into the woods behind our apartments. Going into the woods is awesome during the winter. you don't have to worry about ticks and most of the brush is dead. anyway we're walking through an obvious deer trail and I'm trying to keep briars from scratching my boy. I here him say "awww an egg daddy" "it's a baby egg" I look over and he has a round piece of deer shit in his hand.

It was cute and disgusting at the same time.

 

My grandparents have an elevated rabbit hutch with a massive mound of poo under it,
I told the little ones they watch that this is where Cocoa Puffs come from....

Guess what was for breakfast?

 

That's sadistic and awesome.

 

+...Love It......:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Sounds like my mom.

 

Trolling kids is surely why they exist right?
This was the principle to my childhood at least.

Makes you hope the apple can fall far, far from the tree right?