ever been busted? tell me your story

anybody ever been to jail or get busted? ive been pulled over a few times in small towns because of the way i look (i can only assume it was the dreads and the stickers on my car). i got busted a few other times, too.

i got busted for breaking and entering, burglary, vandalism, grand theft, evading arrest, assaulting an officer and a few other misdemeanors. me and some guys went to a store at night and filled a shopping cart with cinder blocks and busted a door down and took the safe out. we almost had the safe to the car when the po pulled up. long story short, they chased us down and i got bodyslammed by a 300 pound po.

another time me and some other guys were smoking in a shack and somebody called the cops. they came in with their guns drawn and cuffed us and threw us on the grass. i tossed my shit when i saw them coming and they ended up not charging us because they couldn't find it. i talked my way out of that one. i told the cop it's basically no different than beer and all that. he actually agreed with me and the two arresting officers talked it over then let us all go.

one time i got chased by the cops. i had a cop chase me for two miles until i turned into a park and slipped away. i probably still have a warrant in that county. i had a few pounds on me too.

one other time i got pulled over in a podunk town while moving some coke, dude pulled us out of the car and searched us and the front seats, told us he had found some weed (was actually grass clippings from our feet) and was going to bring us in. we denied everything and he let us go. he didn't open the trunk though cuz i'd have went to prison for a long time

yea i dont celebrate xmas so the fam is out of town and i have nothing better to do. tell me about the time you got busted

 

Lol ive had so many runs ins but never been booked ill list a few

One day me and some friends were chillin down a ranch road at like 2 AM. We were hitting a pipe with some OG Kush just chillin when we see a car coming down the road. We wait for it to pass the Jeep and sure enough it was a chota. Fuckin cop stopped and I immediately nutted my pipe on one side and my gram on the other side. Cop started questioning us asking us what we were doing and for ID and all that non-sense. He goes back to his car to run ids and returns asking us to step out and if he could search the vehicle. My friend agreed and we were just chilllin for a while until he didnt find anything. I had my shit stashed but my friend had about 14 grams of schwag a bowl and a grinder in his jacket pocket. Cop asked us if we had anything we said no and he believed us and just let us go ha was pretty tripped out.

About 2 months later me and some friends decided to sneak into an abandoned hospital and locate the morgue. We were in there for maybe 20 mins when we passed a window and noticed 2 undercover cops circling the area. We get kinda nervous and begin to climb out the 2nd story window we entered through and as were on the roof we see 3 actual units on patrol looking for us. I stashed my bud on the roof and laid down on the roof hiding with a friend while 3 other friends jumped off the roof for some reason. They started walking towards the street and i kept telling them there was cops but they didnt listen. They got detained and my homeboy got arrested for not telling where his car was and he was still on probation. The others got released and called us letting us know to bounce already cause the cops had left. We make our way out and get away clean.

Later on that month i did some real stupid shit but well worth it. Me and some friends bought a half pound for like a bill in my city and crossed the checkpoint with it. We almost got busted but the dog jumped off the car and they let us pass. We though everything was smooth so we were celebrating with about 5-6 blunts on the way to Port Aransas as well as plenty bong rips. Well we got lost and ended up in corpus christi heading towards doom. We come to some bridge which turns out to be the CC Naval Base. We were asked to pull over by the Navy Police and I was already going to call my mom cause I thought I was going to jail for sure. We had 8 ounces wrapped in 3 seperate bags and there were 3 of us. Possession with intent to sell and i was from south of the checkpoint so they wouldve known we crossed it. Either way my friend was behind us and followed us into the base allowing us time to stash everything and hope for the best. The cop started lecturing us on some random bullshit i dont remember i was pretty high but then he said this "I know what you all are doing, I know what your up too, but im going to let you go because its spring break and I was your age once too" I dont believe in god but this shit got me thinkin ha we got off the hook bad.

Later on that summer me and some friends were starting a fire in the monte when someone called the cops on us. We had bud and i had my sisters pipe which probably means more to her than me so I decided it was best to run away. Me and my friends ran away but the one with the vehicle decided to go back because he was fucked either way he just ditched his weed. I stashed my pipe and continued running with my friend who got arrested in the hospital story who was still on probation at this time also haha. We find some abandoned cemetary and chill for a while and when we decide to go back and check on my friend we see like 5 chota in a field looking for us with flashlights we haul ass back to the cemetary and chill for a little while until what im assuming is a javalina started grunting and was gonna chase us. We hopped into someone backyard and stayed there til about 5:30 AM when my homie picked us up. At that time my friend who had been detained called and told us to get off the street ASAP because there were 8 patrol cars looking for us. We went home no problem and the cops never caught us.

This past halloween I got really wasted at a friends house party and I made the mistake of going into some random dudes car to smoke a blunt. Well I was cleaning the bud when I see lights in the rear. Everything is really blurry but from what I can piece He told use to get out of the car and he was questioning us about what we were doing.After this it goes blank but i lost my marijuana (im assuming i tossed it) and the following monday on campus some random dude asked me if I got my ID back. I looked in my wallet and noticed I didnt have my ID so I was like what the fuck happened to my ID. Then the dude told me that the cops asked for it and I was like what cops? I thought it was border patrol. My friends told me they saw me come back into the backyard laughing saying there were border patrol outside but its nothing to worry about LOL and like 5 mins later the cops raided the crib which were already there talking to me supposedly. I dunno this story trips me out because I really dont know the events to straight forward I just know that i lost my weed the cops had my ID and I managed to leave while they were talking to me haha

Ha i guess im just lucky but I always seem to catch a good break. Ive been in alot of scuffles with the cops but we always seem to get away.

 

sounds like you're a couple of stand up guys... already knew natural philosophy was a fuckin' loser anyways, so no surprises. Thanks for holding up the stereotype.

 

:cheers2:

Lol u just made my Christmas day!

 

shut up skank

you too liz

 

one time i broke into this old middle school with some of my friends and the cops came. i had bud on me so i ran but i never got caught.

 

Damn yall.

I used to paint graff, a cop pulled up on me and a friend while painting the highway sign on a bridge. We dipped out real quick and started hopin back yard fence's. Ran for a good while and hid in this forest of a back yard for about an hour. Decided to get to a pay phone to get a ride back. Being retarded as shit, we got a ride back to our car....just a few blocks away from the spot where the cop spotted us. As soon as we got in the car, cops start appearing out of nowhere with guns drawn. Had a pipe in the car and some herb. All charges got dropped except the posession charge.

Got one public intox. That night was filled with loads of Xanax and cheap whiskey. And ended up with beating some whiny ass hipster kid with a skateboard. Me n my lady both went in that night. She got assault n battery charge though, I dunno how I ended up with just a public intox.

 

this was real douchebaggish

 

Tenshi is just mad that hes the wife in his marriage lol her husband made her dye her hair red to be hip and even more emo. Nice fake dreads you puta I found your stunt double

 

True story.

Earlier this year was at a party and was fairly shitfaced. 10 of us decided to go for a walk and we made it to my highschool..... for reasons beyond me we climbed onto the schools roof, sat in a circle and all played UNO for an hour.

Anywho the fuzz rocked up so we all legged it (10 grown people legging it on a tin roof is fucking loud/hilarious) So we're running ion the roof and we can see the po po down below.... we all jump off the roof and bolt chicken zinger style into the forest which is next to our school.

Now picture the scene in Lord of The Rings where Frodo, Sam and the other 2 hobbit fucks jump off the road and hide behind those tree roots. While the big Horse Man is only metres away.

This is what it was like in the creek.

Usually just stupid shit like that.

Police once tried to get us to stop surfing next to the jetty on a really stormy day as apparently it was To Dangerous. But there was like 7 of us and we're all no thanks and he's all walks off

 

once had a cop stop me and a friend at some 4th of july fireworks thing and i had a bowl.... he took our info and told us too expect a court summons in the mail... it never came and my friend was on probation and no one ever said anything to him after. i guess the cop just didn't feel like doing paper work.... after that i always play it safe and its worked so far

 

The only time I ever had a run in was about 9 years ago. I was 18 and dating this guy who was completely bi polar. lol. I didnt realize he was bi polar at first. I just thought he was a real passionate guy...and mysterious...which was a turn on....god was I naive! Anywho...one night I came home from work and my boyfriend....jakob fucking Walker was shit faced drunk passed out on the couch in his boxers. He woke up when he heard me come in and started throwing shit in a drunken rage. He went on a tyrant on how unfair the world is and blah blah blah. he threw our TV into the wall, a chair across the room, and then ran into the bathroom with a razor and threatened to kill himself. At this point our roomate had come home and we both tried to take the bathroom door off the hinges. Little did we know that Jake had his car keys in the bathroom and when he heard us trying to take the door off he crawled out the bathroom window in his boxers...ran throught the apartment complex to his car...and took off going 90 down a residential road. I flipped out and called the police. The police found him in a park walking around still yelling at the world. They put him in a mental ward. Well....Later that night at about 2 am I am in bed trying to get some sleep and I hear a tap tap tap on the window. It's Jake...in a mental ward gown. he had fucking escaped. I remember being so scared for my life yet also strangely in love with the insanity of it all....so I let him in. Things were fine for a couple of days...then one night when I came home from work....I had just smoked about an eigth of some killer ganj and suddenly I hear a looud knock followed by a thunderous "ROCKLIN PD...OPEN THE DOOR" Because I didnt know any better and my boyfriend was in the shower...I opened the door. There were about 5 cops who rushed the house. One cop practically threw me onto the couch and shouted at me not to move. Another grabbed Jake out of the shower and threw him onto the couch with me wrapped in a towel. We sat there as they raided our house. They found 8 pot plants, some shrroms that we were growing, a scale, baggies, and nitris tanks. Jake swore it was all his so they arrested him on the spot and charged me with a misdeamenor for possession which was dropped later in court. It turns out that they were looking for him to begin with and had got a search warrant because of his escape from the mental ward.
We split up about 6 months later and he moved to Seattle with his lame ass band. he died a year later of a drug overdose.

Sad shit.

 

What a terrible story Mandy!
:grouphug:

 

Time has helped me heal from it all. Its a shame he was so crazy cuz he was an amazing musician who could've contributed a lot to the world.

 

if you actually have a few hours, i might be able to tell a few stories, lol unfortunatley my criminal career started at the tender age of 9, my first arson charge, then it just went down hill from there, funny thing is, i have had benn to jail at least 20 times, but i have never had a drug charge,,lol i find that amazing..i may pull out some of my records and post later...

 

I've been busted twice.

Once for dope once for "vandalism and graffiti".

Who cares though, I'm still smokin' my dope and gettin' my ups... Kraaazillllaaaaa all day!!

 

in reference to my post about police telling us not to surf.... this is what we were doign

Exact same place... except I wasn't out on this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1vrVvioUsU&feature=related

If ya not careful ya get washed under the jetty and get fucked up

 

Could be...but for some reason, I kinda doubt it.

 

I've only gone to jail once, I am a lucky bitch too because I do some ridiculous shit. I think it's the boobs that save me to be quite honest.

The time I was fully arrested I stole a lot of shit from the mall with my friend. We had just emptied a load into my car and went back for more. I was really lucky I had ditched that shit or I would have surely done time. I left the store and some short Mexican grabbed my arm and told me I was big troubles.

Another time I was pulled over with ganja and a scale on me. I was mad farked up but somehow talked my way out of it. cop: ma'am, your eyes are red as the devil's dick. me: Yeah, I have a corneal abrasion, see. That's why I was going 90 in the middle of nowhere at 3am.

 

an why is dat