Young Johnny was a randy youth With a rampant cock and quite uncouth He ogled his neighbour young Miss Fritz And lusted for her buxom tits. Her breasts were perky, well endowed And her pink nipples hard and proud Her skirts were short, her legs were long She wore no panties, just a thong. A gust of wind, a misplaced thigh Let randy John her **** to spy Causing his cock to spring up straight And go and feverishly masturbate. Spying on her one bright day Hoping to wank the morn away To the delight of the drooling lout When she bent over one tit fell out. Her short skirt being much too sparse Rose up and showed her shapely arse "Fuck me"' said John "She's ditched the scanties And now she's wearing granny panties!" The chill of autumn was the cause Of her switch to wearing copious drawers But John loved porn with mature aunts Naked but for big cotton pants. Mature ladies with their knickers down Bent over showing arses round He fantasized banging each big bum And filling each hairy snatch with cum, And so that night, though dark and dank He stole her panties for a wank "These granny pants will do the trick When I slide them up and down my prick!" The thought that they'd been on her **** Caused a mighty bulge in his Y Fronts He tugged them down so it sprung out A monster cock upright and stout. Finding her panties not on the line "The tosser's got my pants the swine" She went to tell the local vicar's Wife about her missing knickers. "He's a filthy wanker with perverted lust Who's always staring at my bust!" Said the reverend wife "The Lord our maker Will not forgive the masturbator!" And striding off with righteous grin She went to denounce John of Onan's sin But at his window to her shock She saw him stroking his big cock. Up and down a shaft so thick He slid his neighbours silky nicks The vicars wife had never seen A cock so fine and wanked so keen. "Oh Goodness Me" the lady cried "What a sight have I just spied I am outraged and then yet My wifely pants are now all wet!" And rushing home she told the vicar "Something has stirred inside my knickers And Divine truth is what has struck me I need you to righteously fuck me!" She bared her tits like a wanton hussy And ordered him to tongue her pussy Soon, his clerical cock inside her Sermon forgotten, he began to ride her. Cassock akimbo the lusting vicar Began to fuck his wife much quicker "Slow down you fool my ****'s no chasm I demand a big and long orgasm!" Not long thereafter he started humming "Glory be to the lord I'm cumming!" "Me too" she screamed "Your holy prick Fills my **** with his manna thick." Meanwhile John had started once again A second cumming to attain Wanking with panties was such fun And he had only just begun. His cock once more was upright stood Firm and quivering, hard and good The veins stood out, the foreskin back The glistening head ready to attack. His underpants were round his thighs As he stroked with moans and sighs Imagining that he was oozing Into she whose pants he was using. "I wonder what Miss F would say If she saw my shaft and I asked to play With her big tits and pussy too I wonder what she's say and do!" "Perhaps if I give her my thanks And tell her how her old style pants Are pleasing to my cock, you know She might decide to give me a go!" Just then the door flew open wide And, bosom heaving, she strode inside I'd sooner shag a goat than let You fill my snatch and make it wet!" "My **** could make your pathetic rod Cum like a rocket you pervy sod But the nearest you will get to that Is wanking in my pants you prat!" "But wait a while, I can see that it Is hard and long and truly fit With rippling veins and lovely glans A mighty staff is in your hands" "It's such a shame a cock so pretty Should dangle from someone so shitty Who might bed and satisfy so many A warm and desperate hungry fanny" "Were it not in the useless hand Of such a failure for a man Who sees a woman as just tits and **** With no idea what she needs and wants!" "Who's waste the organ he should treasure And never give another pleasure Use her to cum but nothing more Treating her like a passive whore!" And so it was this well hung boy Inspired a best selling sex toy His cock became a latex dick Modelled from his lovely prick. Use of the patented 'Big Boy' Gave many a woman orgasmic joy While Johnny is still a lonely wank Miss Fritz has millions in the bank. The moral of this erotic story Is that your cock may your glory But a woman will only ever thank a Man who's more than just a Wanker! [For U readers - 'drawers' are women's old fashioned big underpants, knickers are panties, a bum is a butt, a snatch is a pussy, a tosser is a wanker, and a fanny in the UK is a pussy]
