Epitaphs

Without wishing ill on any members of the site (well, not on many of them, anyway), I just wondered about some potential epitaphs for some of us. I thought about:

Here Lies Jonney Aged 128
The Good Die Young

or

O reader behold LedZeplin fan's grave
He was born quite a fool but dies quite a berk

anyone else think of a epitipah for themselves

 

Here lies me.
Bugger off, I need my beauty sleep.

 

i wanna be cremated.

 

i wanna be mummified and put on display in m ysisters living room, but whatever

here lies adam,
he liked to get drunk,
and thats about it really

thats MY epitaph

 

Kirk is hot.

 

"I told you I was ill!"

Spike Milligan...goddamned genius....

 

'Much loved by all those that knew him'

 

i wish i had a bullshit box.

 

That is some epitaph... prety strange though.

 

'she never learned'
on my urn thingy that my ashes might be in

 

I wish I could say that (about me I mean).

Mine would probably be
'died alone' probably from becoming a recluse

 

Maybe 'there are no words to describe her'



No, I don't like it... Actually somebody else should write my epitaph... i don't really care about my epitaph... I won't care about anything then.

 

what about that lodger upstairs i.e me

you mean

'died alone with her cats and hordes of newspapers-and strange lodger..in a suicide pact'

How much do you think that would cost ? I suppose they could scratch it onto a bit of black board and bury you/us at the side of the road..

 

What are you suggesting there Mattthew??

I mean, as if I'm poor

Have I ever mentioned cats? dammit, I have haven't I and you know he's in Newark.

So:
'died almost alone with some weirdo who moved in upstairs who probably drove her to it and then killed himself out of guilt and her poor old cat who died waiting to be shipped.'

 

And they could bury us both on my cliff-top quinta overlooking the Atlantic.

 

Just a likely scenario garnered from evidence i gathered

Wine during the day
likes strange men
likes cats
reads

more likely

'killed strange but lovely lodger in a love triangle between her her cat and him- Then through herself of beachy head, as life would not be the same since lodger had decieded to leave (with cat)'

 

Aha - you call that evidence? I don't drink during the day. If I did I think my epitaph might read
'drank herself to a very early end'

However, I think you're getting very carried away with yourself there. I mean I would have had to have murdered my family first, then you, then the cat, then gone on to kill myself..........

or.......

'lived life to the full and enjoyed every second. Called Rio her home and is one of us (still drank to the extreme)'

 

Murder not being logical.. i don't think i got carried away.

I hope you get you 'or.....'

Actualy all i want is RIP or VIP maybe both.

 

No no no no no, I don't want to be on the run! I want to live my life here in the fantastic Algarve! (for however long that might be).

Why VIP? And what for?

 

'got bored from reading this thread and died cold and lonely'