Elvis is still alive?

Many Elvis fans still believe 'The King' is still alive & well.He recently celebrated his 70th Birthday & had a secret party attended by Lisa-Marie Presley, Britney Spears,Willie Nelson & Michael Jackson.
He faked his own death to escape the impossible glare of media publicity.The tell-tale clue are there for those imbued enough to spot them.
His 'Headstone' has spelt his name wrongly.It says:
'Elvis Aaron Presley'

When it should be: 'Elvis Aron Presley' ,which was written on his birth certificate.
This proves that Elvis is not buried in that Tomb.
The fact is,he is not buried anywhere but living a modest life in obscurity.His whereabouts known only by nearest & dearest.

Do you agree that THE KING LIVES!!!.

 

j.r.r. tolkien's name is misspelled on his headstone (revel instead of reuel) that means shit

my great grandmother (deaf as a post she is) was elvis's cousin, they played effing tag in times long past the fuckers dead, and you smoke way to much of something way more damaging than pot


Why the fuck would jackson be there, he's scary

also his birthday was only recent on a relative scale coincidentally I also share his birthday january eighth, that's a good few months ago and humerously enough my first cats day of birth was august 16th

Holy shit, maybe I'm my own fourfth cousin reincarnated... I was born ten years after he died....

yeah right


al this elvis is alive\reincarnated\an alien shit is shit, crap, trash, drivel, and pipedreams of some gluesniffer

 

Ever been to Graceland? I have, and it's spelled correctly. My name is Aaron and I would have noticed.

Elvis is dead. So is Tupac. So are Andy Kauffman, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Andy Warhol, Timothy Leary, John Lennon, John Wayne and Bette Davis.

George W. Bush, sadly, is still alive.

 

And some of those people on that list were more important, in my view, than Elvis.

 

Over a year ago I had just woken up. I could hear the TV in the living room. Some guy was talking about how elvis was still alive. My first thought was he's as alive as jim morrison is.

 

First off. Let me say that if he WAS alive today, Micheal Jackson WOULDN'T be!
Even the allegations would have been enought to piss off my boy, Arron.
Elvis Arron that is...

 

I personally don't think he's still alive, but anything is possible I suppose.

It might be more that people just can't accept the fact that he's no longer with us, so they cherish the hope that he is still alive.

 

He's on some island, jamming with Kurt Cobain and Tupac.

 

That's all I got to say.
And if that's the case, Les Paul is Gabriel!

 

It would be pretty cool if it turned out that Evils were still alive. The idea that his tomb stone being misspelled means that he is alive is totally stupid though. I mean, if that were the case then everybody who's tombstone were misspelled would still be alive. In fact, it would mean that unless your tombstone is spelled correctly you will never die, a really fun paradox. Oooh, that is a good paradox, the more I think about it the better I realize that it is. Gee, I really really like that paradox.

Anyhow, Elvis is probably dead, which is sad. I would prefer that it turns out that he is alive, that would be much more interesting. I'll still keep an eye out for him though.

 

OK, movie script...

It can't be any worse than the latest generation of Hitchhhiker's Guide. Douglas Adams is spinning in his grave.

Anyhoo, I'll cut you in, Prof.

 

I think Elvis is still alive. I have no reason 2 beliv this, but I do. Oh and Tupac is coming back on 666. June 6, 2006! he will come back and kill Suge Knight, and return in all his glory! Well at least that's what some kid told me at school. The only proof I heard Tupac was still alive was that in some music video released after his death, he was wearing 96 Jordans which were released that year, when the video was supposed to be from an unreleased item from 94.

 

elvis works in a chip shop at the bottom of our street. he told me so .

 

I'm heartened by this news.Elvis enjoying a triple portion of good ol' British Fish & Chips!.

If 'A Little More Conversation' can return to a Trans-Atlantic Number One once more on 2nd re-release;- Elvis may have no choice but to come out of retirement & obscurity to receive his 'Greatest Artist Of All Time' award from President Bush & citation to that effect; in the Whitehouse.

Many showbiz stars know his whereabouts but keep their vow of silence:
Michael Jackson, Nancy Sinartra & Willie Nelson to name but a few.

 

No, I would place the blame for this latent success on the marketing techniques of his label and the vapid sheep who listen to/buy this music.

OK, and a kid toucher, a washed up popsinger who made her fame on her father's name and a senile old country music lyricist would know where E is?

OK bonus round for 40 Euros: Within one pound, how much did Elvis's colon weigh at autopsy and what was it's general condition?

 

l think he is dead..

 

*sigh* I guess he's dead.
You all seem to say so.
I remember the day he died in August 1977.
When I went back to school one kid was crying in the playground.

 

Every year leading up to his death he bought over 60 custom made suits. How many did he buy the year he died-NONE!

 

I can't believe Les is still alive.

 

yeah, he was last seen walking around the argentinian patagonia