EEEEWWwWWWWWWwwWWW!!!!

i stink...
bad...

 

you reminded me



i'm almost out of deo.

 

You do stink

 

oh why thank you baby,
i know you love the smell of a stinky fuck

 

I do and I like them sweaty and them to smoke to much and drink to much and I like them to live on their parent's property in a shack

 

awww,
your soo sweet baby...i love you

 

I was a real stinky basterd for a couple of months because I stopped using deoderant, it was chaffin and burnin my skin and I decided I'd rather stink then be in pain

I found the wickedest thing though, it's this mineral crystal stick that you rub on your pits with a bit of water. It doesn't have a scent of its own, and it just releases these mineral salts into your skin which soak up and nuetralise the scent rather then covering it up

 

I love you too Let's be nasty and stinky together.

 

yes,
come over and we'll lay in the filth pit together baby

 

Sounds like a plan Mr. Shit

 

*commercial jingle*

mr shit mr shit
he eats up every little bit
mr shit mr shit
now hes gonna wank a bit
mr shit mr shit
yes hes going on a bender
mr shit mr shit
now hes a sex offender

*end of jingle*

 

That was wrong on sooooooooooo many levels. You sicken me

 

Is that a love poem to me?

 

yes it is,
being that im soooo fucking dirty and nasty i might as well live up to my name...

 

According to some people you are I don't know you spent time here with me and it was lovely. So lovely that I drove you to Toledo

 

yeah,
road trips are the best baby...

 

well, thats what ya get for smelling ya grundle...haha, jk

 

this...

is a disturbing thread

 

Haha ihmurria. We know We are doing it on purpose.

 

I know

but I still felt that I had to state the obvious
cuz I'm ultra clever like that