Earwigs

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  1. A593

    A593 Member

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    [​IMG]Freak the me the hell out. My disgust for these little bugs is absurdly high. I think its like, the only bug that I ever seen in my room too... its crazy. I'm not sure why I have such ill passions towards them though. I wish I would allow myself to kill things at this point. I hate having them anywhere near me.

    (Of course one of them running in front of my bare feet inspired this post)
     
  2. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

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    At least you didn't wake up to find one of these chewing on your gentiles.


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  3. Karmalized

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    Not to make you paranoid or anything....

    but my mom was eating some cereal one day,(back when i lived in earwig infested ohio), and she set the bowl down for a few minutes and when she came back to it, she took one more bite and screamed. i ran to her to see what was wrong and just kept screaming. she reached in her mouth and thirty seconds later, pulled out an earwig. it had somehow crawled in her bowl and somehow made it onto the spoon, then pinched the crap out of her cheek when she took a bite. i still get that "buggy" feeling just thinking about it.

    and what is that yellow bug? looks scary. and why was it snacking on your genitalia?
     
  4. stonedmonkiwana

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    Dear lord.. both of those look hideous.
     
  5. stonedmonkiwana

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    I can't stand Silverfish... I think that are so nasty and disgusting. Eww.. I get shivers just thinking about them.
     
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  7. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    i hate earwigs. they have a weird stench if you touch them too.
     
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    cool, I was pulling out one garbage can I had stacked in another, It was full of earwigs..... they cant hurt you...
     
  9. hippieatheart

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    Earwigs can crawl into your ear and eat your brain if you're not careful :tongue:
    I'm not afraid of too many small bugs though... most of them can't hurt ya
    Bees on the other hand... terrified of them!
     
  10. jusdino4it

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    EWWWWW. How big are those?
     
  11. dgdys90

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    Right there with you. I fucking hate bees.

    When I was like 6 I stepped on a wasp and it somehow stung the bottom of my foot. Ever since then I have run like a little bitch every time I see something that flies and has a stinger.
     
  12. Mother's Love

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    when i was 5 i was attacked by a flying stinger (it wasn't a bee because it stung me 5 time on my nose, and bees only sting once) i am not scared of bumble bees, but anything else that flies and has a stinger i run away like a retard. when i was little someone said to stand still, and that is how i got stung. i got a secondary infection and my face swelled up and i couldn't see, my mom says i swelled up from my forehead down, and that you couldn't distinguish my facial features.

    i don't like things that look poisonous. if it looks like a black widow, then i assume it is.
    punch 'House Centipede' into google, i saw one of these, freaked out killed it and then looked it up, and felt bad. they eat spiders and ants and all sorts of buggies, and they only look terrifying.
     
  13. Astrofabrical

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    I still think house centipedes are the worst motherfuckers EVER.

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    My brother hates earwigs as well though. Found a half of one in his yogurt when he was really little.
     
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    helgramites are hella good for fishing....
     
  15. J311Mann

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    spiders are what freaks me out.. i have some of those earwigs around me...we call them pincher bugs.. but its those eight legged freaks that freak me out. ha
     
  16. Stella_Drives

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    Ahhh I hate centipedes! I find them in my bathtub sometimes and scream like a baby.

    But I do hate bees. When I was 4 or 5, my brother and I were playing in the woods by our house and my bro threw a baseball at a bees nest and I got stung in the eye. My face swelled up sooo badly I couldn't see!
     
  17. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    true, but i couldn't keep them off the Israelites.
     
  18. stratface

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    over here, it's fucking ticks. i hate them shits, man.
     
  19. hippieatheart

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    Lol, I do the same thing.
    Today I was smokin w/ my friend in her car and there was a huge bee in the backseat. As soon as I turned around and seen it I started screaming and was climbing on the front seat trying to get away from it. My friend heard me screamin and nearly wrecked lol.
     
  20. polecat

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    Exactly! The name scared my so much as a child. I would imagine them getting into my ear and crawling down into it. Of course my older brothers made sure to tell me that they lived in people's ears so that might have had something to do with it.
     

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