Dyslexic daylight savings

After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, you idiot, you're supposed to turn your clock back.

 

Did you here about the paranoid dyslexic?


He always thought he was following someone.

 

dyslexics are teople, poo!

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

:grinch:

 

I'm sick of these people who keep posting jokes about dyslexia.

It's not big and it's not fanny.

 

old macdonald had a farm O I E I E!!!!

 

So, a guy with dyslexia walks into a bra....

 

did you hear about the guy who tried to rob a bank and shouted air in the hands motherstickers this is a fuckup

 

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic...



Did you hear about the new postage stamp that promotes dyslexic awareness?

It costs 93 cents

 

What’s the difference between a women’s track team and a tribe of
pygmies?




The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

 

Did you hear about the guy who was a dyslexic bulimic?



He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.

 

Hahaha! Haven't stopped laughing since I started reading this thread! Thanks all for brightening up my evening. In fact I'm going back to the beginning.

 

Didja hear about the dyslexic with Tourette's syndrome?
He goes around yelling "This! This! This!"

Why was the dyslexic thrown out of the piano bar?
He kept spitting in the TIPS jar.

Then there was the dyslexic atheist who denies there is a dog.

As the dyslexic optimist always says, "If life gives you melons, make melonade!"

I went to a toga party where there was a dyslexic in a goat costume.

BTW, why did they make dyslexia so hard to spell?