Dying an old Virgin

If a man were to live to, say, 75, and die without every knowing a woman's touch, what would you think? Do you think it would be sad, or kind of beautiful and special in a way?

 

I think he would have died of blue balls long before 75.

 

Even with masturbation?

 

Masterbation never completely empties the suitcase.

 

There's probably some truth in that. Gee, Bug_Man, you're a true pillar of wisdom...

 

If I continue to be the "true pillar of wisdom" and you continue to be "the asswipe" things should work out just fine around here.

 

Why am I an asswipe? You do hurt my feelings, you know. You need to be more sensitive.

 

I'm sorry. I forgot your type are a little sensitive.

 

But what if he was waiting for love, and just never found it. What does sex really matter if it's paid for?

 

Or what if he gave it up for some other reason, lots of monks are old and many probably never had sex

 

you know the guy who wears a dress and plays with dolls really should not be throwing out the word pathetic .....we don't want to be judging people now do we....

 

Well said, yum.

And buggy and Holden: Get a room you two. There's enough crap on the tel and you both don't equal an iota of entertainment. Or intelligence.

It would be a tragic story of Shakespearean proportion.

So there.

 

If you're trying to tell us you're a 75 year old virgin come out and say it so I can call you stupid.

 

That 75 year old virgin will probably be me. It'll be quite sad, not beautiful at all.