Dumb stoner moments.

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spilling bongwater..

 

Spilling a pop, and I spilt bong water once before. Oh yea, and I put a ciggerette in my mouth backwards and lit it backwards once

 

Taking forever to do things.

 

I raced a cop when I was high once.

 

The other day I emptied the cache into a sodacan that had about a centimeter of soda left. 10 minutes later I was damn thirsty and really stoned, so I grab the pop and take a sip (finishing off the can) and I got a mouth full of ash.

 

Haha
I was driving down the Hwy with 3 of my friends when i heard screaming coming from the back seat. I turned around to discover that somehow, my friend lit his hair on fire trying to hit the bong.

 

Thats happened to me.

 

I was making a smoothie once, and I put some vanilla extract in (a shitload of it too). I finished making it, and noticed that it tasted salt. Then I realzied that the vanilla extract container and the soysause container looked exactly the same. That pissed the hell out of me. Especially considering that was really the only good munchie food i had.

 

i once went to a pizza place and the worker was chinese and i wanted to buy two pieces of pizza but he kept on saying 3 pieces and i kept on going no only 2 and like a minute later my friend explained to me and said it was 3 dollars so i was like oh yeah that would be perfect.

 

Like when I was in 7th grade my friend and I were smoking a joint and I put it in his hair instead of in his hand.

 

i was really stoned the other day and i got really bored so i decided it would be entertaining to lie on my back while smoking a cig and see how long i could make the ash without ashing it or without falling.
i was doing pretty good, about half the cig was ash, and then my boyfriend said something funny and i laughed out of my nose and the ash came down all over my face and my bed

 

Too bad I can't remember haha...
I remember once my boyfriend's friend was leaving his house and asking him for directions and my boyfriend just kept dazing out every time he asked something... it was really fucking funny. I guess it doesn't sound as funny now though.
And the only other thing I can think of is we were smoking in the car on the way back from bonnaroo and I saw a piece of lit weed fall from the bowl when my boy hit it, then a minute later the guy in the front seat is like duuuude you're on fire! Hahaha
Yeah I know those are lame stories... but maybe I smoke too much weed and now I can't remember anything cool...

 

this happens all the time, i get ripped at the computer. and when i want to go do something, when i get up my headset is still on.... so it like twangs me back... hahahaha.

 

hahaha the headphones thing happens to me all the time.

Also the classic

"WHERE THE FUCK IS A LIGHTER GODDAMNIT I'VE WANTED ONE FOR HOURS WTF"

*looks in hand*

"oh"

and "gimme a cigarette" when you just got one from someone and when they reply "I just gave you one" you just have to reply with "well gimme another bitch!"

oooohhh I love being high

 

smoking joint backwards......
instead of grabbing fone out of frends hand grabbed a lit ciggy(ouch)
walked into mcdonalds, scared shitless of ordering so i walked in there, laughed for about a minute straight and then walked out(wtf i musta looked strange)
--oh and my best one me and 3 other frends saw this couple hooking up on a bench for 3 hours(not joking, we went and got food came back and they were still there) anyway we grab a giant log(we wanted to poke them with a giant log) and the 4 of us come crackling along in the bushes behind them with this ultimate look of concerntration on our face and sycotic look, the guy and his girl here us, turn around and stare at us completly baked kids thinking wtf....it took us about 10 seconds to notice he was looking at us and we all dropped the log at the same time and ran off....for those 10 minutes we dont even no wut came over us to make us do something so strange

 

this happend to me...expecting a realy extremly nice jar of honey i dipped me finger in and put it in my mouth only to find out it was garlic...i was so dissapointed and fuckin nasty

 

I was elected by a group of also stoned friends to go order the food. Part way through ordering i turned around and saw them laughing at me, so i started giggling, bursted out completely laughing, and fell on the floor twitching. Yeah, I was kicked out after that.

 

i've stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green. honestly.

 

my mate drinking doing a shootie and then drinking the water (similer to very manky bong water) and went crazy , this was about a year and a half ago when we were 15