Drug Testing

I feel too many jobs rely on drug testing, I could possibly have a job, but I was just informed their will be a drug test.

 

Don't do drugs for a month then. How do you even buy the shit without a job? Exercise a little moderation. You can still do drugs just be careful.

 

I work for a drug testing company!

 

drug testing for most jobs is kind of an idiotic policy. on the other hand, you knew you would be looking for a job, so you easily could have not smoked for a while beforehand.

 

ok ----heres how you do it--i used to collect the piss for drug tests--so i know----get someone to make clean urine for you---on a job drug test they dont watch so all you have to do is pour your clean urine into their bottle---usually they dont take the tempature but it has to be warm to the touch so the drug tester dosent trip---if you wanna be a total pro you gotta get a digital thermometer and make sure its between 90-98.6 degrees---i used to have to test all the time and heat up urine in the microwave to 100 degrees and it would stay warm enough in my pocket for more than half hour---beat the system-----

 

maybe HF should start drug testing new members...

 

Uhm, you must not know the situation, it's okay.

 

Lots of places will hire you even if you fail for marijuana. Most wont but a lot will. No point in not trying. Just take the test and wait to see what happens.

 

my line of work generally doesn't, in Indiana anyway... heh.

Things seem to be different out there.

 

Well, we watch you pee where I work... Hehe.

 

I was clean before my last drug test. Could probably come up clean now, but I've actually used this product before, it did work.
http://www.ddetox.com/product_1939.html
I drove by my place and nuked it for the time it says on the box. I've never had a drug test where they don't check temperature.

 

But...uh...only new members, right?

:leaving:

 

MR Wizzard----get it Wizzard-----is the best shit you can get from the head shop to drink--recommended by parolees who dont wanna go back to jail---super expensive i think 140$ bottle-----luck

 

I've had one of those before too. Easiest solution is to plan ahead and simply take time off from smoking.

 

...it would make sure they WERE drug users, of coarse.

 

dude thats a stroke of genius use your own pee to make the heat strip work cas its Temp sensitive green is 90-98.6----learn something new everyday

 

ok, maybe not a drug test, but instead a writing test...

 

I think drug testing is violating and wrong. Its no one's business but your own what you use in your body.
My general manager even admits he doesn't drug test because he'd lose all his employees.

 

Fuck drug tests.

You want to hire me? Try having a bit of faith in me.

The thing about drug tests is they don't really prove anything. What you do on your own time is your business. If you come into work high, your employer will/should notice, but even then, as long as you're performing, who gives a shit?

 

as my boss says, he doesn't care what you're on, so long as you work.