That's what makes coffee such wonderful morning drink, but it really isn;'t that good on the morning after.
How about its like "let me see how many times i shit befiore noon" when I drink coffee in the morning.
I hate coffee. A friend of mines a caffine addict. Caffine is a drug yet no one cares. Bugs me like hell.
Coffee makes me have to pee. And its a diuretic, so twice the fun. Rare is the morning I won't have a cup or two to get me going, though. If there were any drug more acceptable then I'd do it instead.
I recently started drinking coffee after over a year of mostly abstaining from caffeinated beverages (I'd drink them if there was nothing else) and I realized that all it really does is make me anxious and agitated. So, I'm stopping again.
I work as a barista. Because of that I'm hopelessly addicted to caffeine. Like over ten cups of coffee a day addicted. My grandpa gave me a senseo, so I can have a perfectly drinkable cup of coffee ready in about 3 minutes at any time. And since I quit smoking I have upped my intake(corn nuts too for some reason. gotta have that crunch). Drop one bad habit for another, oh well.
Drink Decaf, I tried it recently and it actually tasted relatively like normal coffee, but doesn't have the anxiety effect. I am converted.