dracula gave much cunnilingus..

to twins who admired his dungus..
the ladies will speak ..
of his flawless technique..
though his teeth on our twats often stings us..

 

ok

 

Sweet haiku nigga!!! I'll write one later

 

Oh bra, my bad....
What has a ryhme scheme of
AA BB A

 

its limerick..

 

Well its not stab city anyway :toetap05:

 

Luimneach

 

Haha nice man

 

that was pretty sick, i'm not gunna lie

 

whaaa

 

Hhaha I was there last week actually, the university's open day. me and two friends went through a litre of Southern Comfort on the way up hahaha...Its known as stab city though, lots of gang stabbings up there

 

i know fucked up rite

 

you amaze me she gasped in shock ..
you been thrusting for hours by clock..
my dear freind..
while you lubed your tight end..
I rubbed cocaine on my cock..

 

Been with my girl drinking cider
then she asked me to put it inside her
in cider!? I said
so she got in the bed
oh right, she wanted me to ride her

too drunk to come up with anything better

 

that was good..

 

That was great hahah!

 

there was a dude from San Gimple..
whos sex life wasnt so simple..
an examination declared..
the virgin was scared..
when his dick turned out to be a pimple..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE

 

ahaha

 

sitting here on my couch
stoned so hard I slouch
orrison said to fish
i have but one simple wish
to have acorns to put in my pouch!

~ah yes!

 

ahahaha peace.