Dope Milk

I made some weed milk yesterday, and I'm surprised how it turned out! I'll let you know what I did for my product and then I'll tell you how it went after consumption.

1. Grabbed some 2% milk
2. Filled a mug with the milk so I have the perfect measurement
3. I put the milk into a saucepan and put it on the stove on low-medium
4. When the milk started to steam, I put about 1.5g's of bone dry funk bud, ground up of course.
5. I stirred the mixture for about 10 minutes
-okay this is where it got fucked up-
6. I started to notice a skin forming on top of the milk as soon as I stopped stirring it, so I decided rather than waste all that weed and milk to just take it off and try it now. I don't know what went wrong, because it's supposed to be on the stove for 15-20mins.

ALRIGHT now I drink it, around 4:20. Me and my friend left and went to a different friend's house.

While I was at this other friend's house, I smoked probably 3 hits of blueberry weed from a pipe, and about 3 bong hits of mids. Then around 7:30 we got a 40 of Bacardi Gold and some Lime Coke so we started to drink. None of the effects are noticeable yet.

After drinking (around 9) I am pretty smashed. Still, no effects. So, I went home. When I got home it was around 10. I immediately fired up the nuker and started throwing food in it. A bag of chips, a bowl of chili, and a tv dinner later, I started to feel it (I'm pretty sure). This is maybe 20 minutes after eating. I suddenly became really stoned (and still drunk), and I just passed out.

I woke up around 1-2 am numerous times, I don't know why. I didnt feel stoned still, but I was completely sober. No hangover. No nothing.

I'm still not sure if it was maybe a placebo effect or maybe I was just really drunk and imagining shit, but I swear I was baked. Next time I recieve weed, I'm going to definitly try this again, and when I do I'm going to make sure I eat like an hour after drinking the dope milk.

I should point out that I hadn't eaten til I got home.

 

it probably worked since you passed out and it took a long time to kick in. How did it taste?

 

posted in ur last thread

 

the skim on the top is merely from the milk being warm. dont worry about it. Id say put that shit on low(simmer) and leave the bud in there for a good 30-40 minutes stirring constantly. worked for me last time , only did it once but I had an eighth and it was simmering with it being stirred for about an hr.maybe longer.

 

reading this thread was the biggest waste of 3 mins EVER

 

I'm definately going to try this!

 

It didnt work I guess. Should not take more than like an hour and a half to kick in. And its milk, fast absorbtion. if you hadnt eaten, even faster.

Should try fatter stuff, and longer heating.

 

so in other words you wasted your "funk"

 

If you guys really want to take your buds orally I have it almost down to a science; I always make little gel capsule pills that can be taken anywhere. I posted how in a different thread I'll repost it if you guys want.

 

My thoughts exactly. 2% milk has such a low fat content (no shit huh?). I think whole milk is your best bet here

 

Whole milk is only 3.7% fat so it's not a huge difference. I'd say mix it in some heavy cream or something then throw it in hot cocoa.

 

hmm didn't realize it was only that little bit more in whole milk...learn something new everyday

 

I actually just learned that two days ago, glad I got to apply it haha.

 

nice to know SOMEONE can be bothered reading for a bit and learning something.

as people have said, the skin on the milk is a normal effect of putting it on the stove, and you should go with the highest fat milk you can find.

you can even add cream. this is a good idea. or butter. butter is just milk anyway.

or just use cream like paintball suggested and addsome milk if it goes awry on the stove

 

the man never lies. but ya twizz(thread starter right?) you need to heat that stuff alot longer than what you said. and make er real fatty like bill said. then I guess find a way to make it taste good like hot chocolate powder or something. this bhang shit really works tho man I remember it kickin in so hard I was layin on the couch with the TV on, but I was starying at the ceiling cuz it hit me so hard I was getting somewhat of a headache.

 

Yeah I know now that it hadn't worked because last night we made some brownies with like 1g per brownie of leaf and shake and I got mad stoned this morning off one and I'm still burnt out right now.

I had a lot more brownies last night but we did a bunch of pressed kief hotknives and bong hits and spliffs and beer chugging (LAKEPORT OWNS YOU) so it was basically impossible to tell if it was working.

 

That took you 3 minutes to read?

 

whole milk is, on average, 4% milkfat, but seeing as it's a natural product it is highly variable and can be a few points lower or higher. i used to stock dairy at a major grocery and remember on rare occasions getting entire palates of milk crates full of gallons of milk too fatty to sell...the fat would seperate out in clumps and make the milk chunky. this was very different from spoiled milk...unopened and well before the expiration date, the milk smelled perfectly fine and the solids had a much different appearance than the solids in curdled/spoiled milk.

but even so, 4% or so is pretty low. if you're really lucky it might be close to 5%, but thats still pretty low.

if you want to effectively extract the THC i'd suggest something really high in fat like butter or heavy whipping cream. next best would be half and half. these are all much higher in fat than whole milk, with heavy cream and butter being the top two choices. it will be really rich, but still consumable.

i'd suggest steaming over boiling. it makes it frothy and adds air, bringing out a level of sweetness and making it a bit more drinkable. also make sure you do not exceed 180 degrees farenheit, as beyond this point you are more likely to scald the milk and make it nasty....and since half and half or heavy cream is so fatty and rich, i'd suggest adding stuff to make it into hot chocolate....just hot cream with pot in it would taste too nasty. chocolate should help cover the taste of the pot, and once the THC is extracted into the cream it would likely be ok to cut it with milk to thin it out.

powder thrichomes ("kief") or well crumbled hashish would be best, very well ground potent weed next up.


even in liquid form, oral consumption of marijuana will take a long time to take effect compared to most other drugs. since people ingest this to get a buzz, its very tempting to smoke pot to get a buzz while you wait for what you ate or drank to take effect. this is a big mistake, because even once what you ingested takes effect it will build in intensity for some time...smoking enough to get high before it even takes effect will likely cause you to pass out or become uncomfortably high once what you ate or drank takes FULL effect.

its easy to waste pot by consuming it orally by taking too little, or by taking so much you can't enjoy it. its not dangerous, but pot is money, so be careful with your dosing and only make it into an edible or drinkable form when you have enough time to do it that way. if you do it right it will be extremely enjoyable, but if done improperly you're just wasting weed.

 

my parents tell me of the milk they used to get. the milk you describe, nesta, was normal 30-40 years ago. it always had a thick layer of cream on teh top that families would scrape out and use as their cream. one of the few luxuries for the lower to middle class

its only in our generations that milk is homogenised. even so, the organic milk my mum gets has globs of cream at the top. delicious

 

not a big fan of milk myself except for cooking. same with eggs. on their own, either substance grosses me out too much in general to consume by itself.

i love soymilk, but try and limit how much of it i drink because too much can be estrogenic.

but even though i dont generally care for milk or other dairy products on their own, i could certainly drink a small amount of high fat dairy laced with enough THC to get me feeling happy...

though i'd prefer a vape, a bowl, a joint, a blunt, or a brownie. though i'd try this simply for the novelty if nothing else.