Don'tcha Hate it When...

You can't find a single lighter in the house OR any matches and you have to light a cigarette off the damn stove???
MAN Todays not lookin like a good day!

 

try it with a cone then come and complain ...

 

she can complain all she wants i hate it when i get to close and burn my hair or shit like that

 

ah, to be nicotine free...

I seriously can't undersdtand how so many people smoke cigarettes. Seems like a lot of work!

 

I am a lighter thief so there is never a shortage of lighters

 

try it when yer have/nt gotta stove. can i have me lighter back please faerie"or are you a secret arsonist.

 

anyone gotta light

 

HaHa-- there was a period of like 2 months when me and my friend made it a game to steal everyones lighters. It was bad like when we came over people would be like 'make sure you hold onto your lighter and they don't get it' we ended up with a shit load and then it got to hard when people were warned!

ahhh the good 'ol days!

 

i have about 6 lighters infront of me at the moment and only 1 ciggie (downer downer) got to go shop and get more ciggies and i am completely stoned man.

 

At least you have a cigarette

 

damn, I hate it when I can't find a match or a lighter or something that starts flames like fun. Make me want to stab someone in the eye. Repeatedly

oh yeah, I don't smoke either. I just like burning things. and stabbing

 

fuck me glad i am not married to you "would need to keep one eye open in bed.i would end up divorcing yer (lack of sleep)

 

believe me, I'm glad too.

 

r aye just gone out and bought yer a set of stainless steel sheffield knives and a box of matches.