Dont Hate, Masturbate!

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by rhasta.penguin, May 15, 2005.

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  1. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    approximatly, how often have you masturbated in your life?

    wait for the poll...you impaticent bastards :D
     
    rhasta.penguin, May 15, 2005
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  3. buxillafion

    buxillafion secretary of pizza

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    I...dont count.
     
    buxillafion, May 15, 2005
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  5. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    a hundred trillion times :rolleyes:

    id like to meet that person :D
     
    loveflower, May 15, 2005
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  7. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    you've met me becky :H

    hahah...ha :rolleyes:
     
    rhasta.penguin, May 15, 2005
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  9. acetonephish

    acetonephish lickage

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    this isnt public :eek:
     
    acetonephish, May 15, 2005
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  11. Mr Mojo Risin'

    Mr Mojo Risin' How are you 'now'?

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    well considering I have only been alive for approximately 10 - 11000 days I would imagine the maximum is not gonna be any higher than 20000 ... and that might be quite high considering I wouldn't have started till I was about 2000 days old ... hmmm, would have thought it would have lost it's appeal by now :(
     
    Mr Mojo Risin', May 15, 2005
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  13. acetonephish

    acetonephish lickage

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    i dont know how many times :( i dont count :(
    i'll just guess. hmm. ill click 100, but i really mean like........
    190 ;)

    ahahaha
     
    acetonephish, May 15, 2005
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  15. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    "NEVER GONNA STOP ME!"
    ~Rob Zombie
     
    Nathan11, May 15, 2005
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  17. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Hmm... if I was bored, I'd figure it out. But I'm not, so yeah. :H
     
    soulrebel51, May 15, 2005
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  19. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    I don't want to count. I don't want to ruin the romance.
     
    NaykidApe, May 15, 2005
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  21. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    i voted for a thousand cause its probably more like about 324 :D
     
    loveflower, May 15, 2005
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  23. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    How rare. :eek:

    It was 323 this morning... before you erm... yeah, you know. :rolleyes:
     
    Orsino2, May 15, 2005
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  25. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    oh you dork :D geez let everyone else know :rolleyes:
     
    loveflower, May 15, 2005
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  27. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

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    i'm gonna go with 1000 in my 5 yrs of doin it. hahahah

    probably closer to 600 or something tho. :D
     
    fruit bat, May 15, 2005
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  29. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    right here:D












































    im lonely:(








    mr lonely, i have nobody to call my own
     
    matty mcfatty, May 15, 2005
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  31. Amanda's Shadow

    Amanda's Shadow Flower Child

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    lets say 2000 times 3 so 6000
     
    Amanda's Shadow, May 15, 2005
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  33. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    add 1 more to my score!!!:D
     
    matty mcfatty, May 15, 2005
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  35. Mr Mojo Risin'

    Mr Mojo Risin' How are you 'now'?

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    hmmmmm.. I think maybe they would be a little sore and swollen and have RSI, maybe they would have even rubbed themselves down to nothing even??? hm [​IMG]
     
    Mr Mojo Risin', May 15, 2005
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  37. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    ew :D rubbed themselves down to nothing :rolleyes:
     
    loveflower, May 15, 2005
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  39. alice_d_millionaire

    alice_d_millionaire Just Do It©

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    ouch... just a nub of a nub... feeble and decrepit... poor guy
     
    alice_d_millionaire, May 16, 2005
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