do you wash your hands after you take a piss?

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  1. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    man i noticed most people take a piss and bounce without washing their hands

    that shit is nasty as fuck

    people walking around with dick/piss all over their hands all day and shit opening doors i gotta open too and shit
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    no, but thats cuz i don't have to touch my dick to piss
     
  3. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Yes, my hands feel weird until I do. Just like every time a fly lands on me, I have to rub the spot it landed on until the feeling of creepy fly legs is gone. Those urges feel exactly the same, lol.
     
  4. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    when i'm out and about, yes, usually. when i'm at home? no. why? because i use enough tp that it doesn't soak through, so nothing ever actually touches my hands. plus i wash my hands so much at work they get so sore and dry, i just can't stand to do that every 20 minutes at home.
     
  5. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Yes. I think it's disgusting if someone doesn't and it annoys me if there's no soap in that bathrooms at school.
     
  6. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    "A Sailor and a Marine were in the head. They finish their buisness, and the Marine goes to wash his hands, while the Sailor walks out the door. The Marine says 'Hey, Sailor! In the Corps they taught us to wash our hands after we piss!' to which the Sailor replied: 'In the Navy, they taught us not to piss all over our hands.' "
     
  7. lode

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    Urine is sterile, and my cock is pristine at all times. Almost immaculate. Theres no reason for me to wash my hands after pissing.

    That being said, I do anyway. Excessively so. Over 20 times a day.
     
  8. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I send my hands out to be steam cleaned.
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    never

    not even when I get piss on them

    I just wipe it on my pants
     
  10. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    I wash my hands less than twice a week(excluding shower time), on average.

    As one person hinted at, I also don't piss on my hands. Not to mention, as lode said, my junk is actually cleaner than my hands, generally. I mean, the cock sits in my pants all day, and my hands touch door knobs, shopping carts, etc. If anything, I should throw my cock up on the sink and wash it after taking a piss. It's the one that has been sullied. Not my hands.
     
  11. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Now that's a real man.....
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    everyone I know does this as well
     
  13. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    That's pretty gross. What if dudes have herpes or something?

    I always wash in public bathrooms, but I'll admit it - I don't always remember to wash in my own bathroom. I sometimes wash my hands before going to the washroom at home though, and this is when I might shrug off washing them afterwards.
     
  14. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    If he's sticking his dick in you, I doubt it matters if he washed his hands.


    Geeze. Some broads just don't know anything.
     
  15. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    I generally give them a bit of a rinse.
     
  16. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    With water or piss?
     
  17. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    I'm really anal about hand cleanliness, to the point where it's just ridicilous. I wash my hands constantly. Probably about 40 times a day, no joke. :p And yeah, I couldn't not wash my hands after going for a pee.
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    my dick is usually cleaner than than my hands
     
  19. deleted

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    whats the point of washing your hands if there a door handle you need to touch exiting the restroom. < If there is a door handle that has to be touched on the exit, and this place sells food. Id advise you not to eat there..

    Yes I wash my hands..
     
  20. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Whichever is available.
     
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