do you turn a doorknob..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by deleted, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    to get in your home. or do you have a lever handle door ?..

    describe your doorknob.
     
  2. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    LOL...I love you!!! You're so damn random sometimes!

    I have a door knob...

    I think if I had a lever my cats would use it to escape.
     
  3. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I don't have a door knob. I think they are uncommon in this country.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  4. I have no fucking idea. I'll just go and check..............
     
  5. I haven't got anything - just 2 keyholes! I've got a turning door knob thing inside though!
     
  6. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Doorknobs are an invention of a modern and corrupt society. They are are tool used to lock us in our homes and keep us from the truth. The only true hip door is beaded curtains. That's the only way to enlightenment. :)
     
  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I usually turn the key....
     
  8. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I have a doorknob...its rather nice, actually. We bought a set for all of our doors that have matching keys..cost like $100 but we have 4 damn doors on this house, so it was a good investment.

    It looks like stainless steel, which is nice. But the deadbolts piss me off. With the house swelling in these warm months, I can never lock or unlock them.
     
  9. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    I turn my brassy knob open:crowngrin:
     
  10. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    I've got a bronze handle. There's a hole just beneath it for the key to slot in, it's about the size of a key hole. Surrounding the keyhole there are numerous scratches from all the times I've missed, and the key has scratched the plate. There are 4 screws, also bronze(I think), securing the plate to the wooden frame which has recently been painted white.. it was previously varnished bare wood, which I miles preferred. It was so much more interesting to look at.
    Anyway, the handle itself is slightly curved.. it resembles the shape of the F holes on a cello, just not as elaborate. It also sticks out about an inch and a half from the plate.

    I'd describe the inside of the handle, but I can't find a screwdriver to take it off the door..
     
  11. the Nexus

    the Nexus Member

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    I have a knob, round, brushed nickel, with a flat face and a keyhole in the center. Rather boring really.
     
  12. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    So many knobs, I have lever. Actually most of people here have levers.
     
  13. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    A thread about door knobs?
    I could understand a thread about knob-jobs, but there are already a bunch of those.

    Door knobs?

    Orison my dear, you need to get out more often.


    and by the way, all brass knobs in my house.:)
     
  14. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    There are doorknobs also outside! :leaving:
     
  15. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    mine's less than a year old cuz i had to change the locks when the heroin addicts left
     
  16. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    it's never too late for a good knob gag ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Front Door - Latch
    Back Door - Knob
    Basement: Hatch


    Hotwater
     
  18. BuckStacyBuck

    BuckStacyBuck Member

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    ^^^say that five times fast.

    my front door has a knob, the screen door has a handle
     
  19. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    anyone wanna suckle on my knob? ;)
     
  20. deleted

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    surprised this didnt show up sooner in the thread..


    lol,. i love you guys. the replies are classic. Ill pass some rep out when I recharge.

    I have lever door and knobs. and the screen door with one those push button things. :2thumbsup:
     
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