LOL...I love you!!! You're so damn random sometimes! I have a door knob... I think if I had a lever my cats would use it to escape.
Doorknobs are an invention of a modern and corrupt society. They are are tool used to lock us in our homes and keep us from the truth. The only true hip door is beaded curtains. That's the only way to enlightenment.
I have a doorknob...its rather nice, actually. We bought a set for all of our doors that have matching keys..cost like $100 but we have 4 damn doors on this house, so it was a good investment. It looks like stainless steel, which is nice. But the deadbolts piss me off. With the house swelling in these warm months, I can never lock or unlock them.
I've got a bronze handle. There's a hole just beneath it for the key to slot in, it's about the size of a key hole. Surrounding the keyhole there are numerous scratches from all the times I've missed, and the key has scratched the plate. There are 4 screws, also bronze(I think), securing the plate to the wooden frame which has recently been painted white.. it was previously varnished bare wood, which I miles preferred. It was so much more interesting to look at. Anyway, the handle itself is slightly curved.. it resembles the shape of the F holes on a cello, just not as elaborate. It also sticks out about an inch and a half from the plate. I'd describe the inside of the handle, but I can't find a screwdriver to take it off the door..
I have a knob, round, brushed nickel, with a flat face and a keyhole in the center. Rather boring really.
A thread about door knobs? I could understand a thread about knob-jobs, but there are already a bunch of those. Door knobs? Orison my dear, you need to get out more often. and by the way, all brass knobs in my house.
surprised this didnt show up sooner in the thread.. lol,. i love you guys. the replies are classic. Ill pass some rep out when I recharge. I have lever door and knobs. and the screen door with one those push button things. :2thumbsup: