Do you have any funny stories?

In in a blah kind of mood and would like to hear some. Old, recent, personal, things you've seen.. It doesn't matter.

I'm amused pretty easily so don't be shy.

 

Okay, this one time I set my turtle on fire.

 

Are you serious??

The one rule is they must be true stories.

EDIT: Here's one from me (maybe not for the weak-stomached).

I've got the flu (not swine) and I have a cough. Last Wednesday we were stoned and my sister started talking about eyeballs, and I started laughing really hard. Then I started to cough. Then I was laughing at the fact I was coughing so much that I threw up. :rofl: I find that hilarious.

 

What is that activity award thing next to your name?

 

If I tell you will you share with me a funny story?

 

That is rather funny.

I know I have a lot of funny stories but I can't think of any, being emotional about a lot of things and all.

 

OK.

 

Please?

I'm in a blah mood. :ack2:

Would sharing another give you more courage?

 

I know a guy called Antony Perkins.

 

Ok.

Well, activity award means I am the "Most Active" HFer at the time of the awards. I have a feeling they're broken now. It means that I was the "Most Active" on HF (posting + chat + time spent online, I suppose).

Your turn!

 

OK, but first I have to go for a jobbie.

I'll think of a funny story when I amaway.

 

:frown:

 

One time I went into this shop to buy some fork handles for my garden, and the funny this was, the guy behind the counter thought I said FOUR CANDLES. :smilielol5:

 

:rofl:

 

I can tell you about the funniest experience of my life. I was about 17 and my friends and I were all really drunk. My friend Adrian was making out with a chick on her front lawn while we were driving around stealing letterboxes, myself at the steering wheel. Eventually we were pursued by a group of angry people in a sports car so we sped out of town and hid in a forest for a while. We didn't want to go back but we had to pick up Adrian up from the girl's house so we drove back really carefully and on the way a naked man ran out of the bushes and tried to flag us down. As we got closer to him we realized it was Adrian. It turns out that some Scottish bloke had caught him in the middle of sex, chased Adrian with a baseball bat before he had time to put his clothes on and yelled out "where the fook have yer mates takin ma fookin letterboxes?". We were chased again by the people in the sports car and I couldn't lose them so I turned the lights off and did a 180 drift into an old track and ran the car into a fence. We all got out and bolted into a field, after which we realized they were gone, returned to the car, dumped the letterboxes in a creek (there were about 18) and drove home.

 

Lmao :smilielol5:

:rofl: Oh poor guy...

Stealing letterboxes? :rofl:

 

About a fortnight ago, I was sitting in my car at this park, enjoying a lunch break from college. I got a bit bored so I decided to put my walkman on, flicked to this one song I really like, and started to dance in my seat; clapping, swinging my hair around, waving my arms about. Looking real goofy, basically.

After the song finished I looked to the right of me and there was this person sitting in a car beside me, near pissing himself with laughter.


The other night I was having a dream where there were I was sitting beside a garden full of venus fly traps. But it was weird, 'cause they were all wearing these little celebrity masks; I cant remember who all the faces were but I'm pretty sure there was a Bert Newton face in there somewhere. So whenever the venus fly trap's caught a fly, their little celebrity mask's would make real happy chewing faces.

My sister, who was sitting beside me, dared me to poke one of the faces. So I reached over and put my hand near the one that looked like Bert Newton. His little face crinkled up and then he went to chomp my finger! I think he just latched on when I woke up to hear one of my mate's calling me on my mobile. The very first thing I said to her was, "You just saved me from getting my finger bitten off!"

Happier?

 

:rofl::rofl:

Yes, much.

Awww that's so funny. Did you drive away or stay there?

"You just saved me from getting my finger bitten off!" :smilielol5:

 

I did end up staying there

I just looked at him real sheepishly, and he looked at me a little apologetically (though I could still see he was trying pretty hard not to piss himself) Then I shrunk into my chair in shame. :cheers2:

 

I would've thought it was sweet