Disposal of your Mortal Remains

How would you Like your Carcess to be Dealt with?

In my Opinion...

Burial is a Waste of Time...Money and Space...

Your Remains being Left to Rot and Eaten Away by the Worms...

Some Pathetic Human will Stand mournfully over your Plot with Not a Penny in their Pocket...

Dogs will Run by and Poop on the Earth above you...

Vandals will Break your Tomb Stone in Half...

Floods seep into your Coffin...Disturbing your Corpse...

In many Years to come...When all who may (if) Have mourned your Death...Have themselves Passed away into the Next Realm...

The Plot becomes Negleted...

As the Human Population Expands and some Decendent of the Original Land Owner who sold that Expensive Plot for your Remains...Decides to Sell up...House Foundations being built upon your skull...Crushing your Body...................

And...Anyway...

I For One would Prefare Cremation...

However...Cremation out in the Open...Not in some Furnace...

Let the Wind Scatter my Ashes Away...

Let the Smoke Rise to the Heavens...

Do Not mourn my Body for I am No Longer with You in the mortal World...

:cheers2:

 

Same, I'd rather be cremated.

 

I want to be cremated, my ashes divided into thirds. One set is to be distributed on Springer, one set on Katahdin, and the third into the Pacific at Asilomar.

 

I will donate my body to science.

 

Well personally when I am dead I do not think I will care what they do with me.

I think I am going to arrange to have my body shiped to The Ganja King.

Then he can make sex videos with stuffed animals and my corps.

I am going to be cremated.

Unless I die in the deep jungle. Then the animals can take care of the matter.

 

Oh yeah, you reminded me, if I die before the need for spare body parts goes down, I might do that.

 

i'm not going to care because it's not going to matter, we've all had many bodies, anyway.

 

I want to be cremated also. I want my parents or brother to have some of the ashes, I want Daniel to have some, and I want the rest scattered on Kaylin's grave, because she wanted to be cremated, too, and since there's NO WAY they will bury me in a fucking box unless they want me to haunt them terribly, that's the closest way we can be "together" in death. And also the only way I can divide me up.

 

After the doc's remove my useable organs , I dont care if I was dumped into a hole in my backyard , I wont be needing this old body anymore.
But I DO care that my friends have a HUGE party to celebrate my going !!!!

P.S......Muddie...Im going to keep your ashes in a cookie jar on the shelf in your room !!

 

fry me up and eat me like fried chicken

 

Take me to the taxidermist and keep me around to scare small children.

 

Cremated... and have my ashes spread over Paxson Lake in Alaska... of course I could really care less about what they do with my ashes once I'm dead and gone... wouldn't bother me!

 

Ain't bothered, I'll be dead.

Wrap me in a tarp and throw me in the river for all I care.

 

i'm hoping for the weekend at bernie's funeral.

failing that, i might as well become a cadaver so i at least do something of use.

 

Burn that shit and drop it in the sea.

 

It's likely that I will be dismantled, limb by limb and found piece by piece in a large body of water.

At least that's what my mom tells me.

 

Take my organs out, do what they want with them.

I used to want to be cremated but being burnt isn't lovely...

 

Just make sure you pre-pay the shipping. The last body cost me almost 300 fucking dollars.



Me, I want to be cut up, ground into burger, and fed to my family. No sense letting perfectly good meat go to waste.

 

I'm surprised at the popularity of cremation. I guess I'll have to go with popular opinion on this one: let it burn.

 

i'm going to be a cadaver.. they usually cremate them when they are done.