Disguising the smell

Just wondering if there was a decent way to hide the smell of weed when you smoke it. It's getting colder here and pretty soon it's gonna be freezing, and I might not want to go outside to smoke like I have in the past. I was hoping for a way to do it inside. But if my parents smell it, they'll kill me. The problem is, my sense of smell is virtually nonexistant, I am in effect smell blind, so I'm super paranoid about it. I was hoping some of you might be able to suggest some ways that I could cover up the smell.

I'm trusting you to not fuck me, because I won't know if it covers the smell on my own, but I'll sure fucking know when my mom's beating on my door yelling.

 

Smoke it out of a glass bowl with a carb, and blow it out the window. Pack only one hits worth of weed, and if you do it right, the only smoke that comes will be coming out of your mouth when you blow it out the window.

 

if your thinking of smoking in your house and you don't want your parents to find out, i would sugest you just don't smoke in your house.

cause they are gonna smell it eventually if not right away.

 

Start burning incense so later on they wont think it stange, as enough of that should mix with the pot and it will just smell like incense. Febreeze maybe...

But yeah, reef is right, I wouldn't make a habit out of it, because the more you do it, the more chances they have to find out. Once or twice you can prolly get away with, but dont push your luck.

 

There is an air freshener spray called "ozium" that seems better than the rest for getting rid of weed odor. A short blast and the weed smell just disappears. It doesn't have a very strong smell of its own, and it dissipates quickly in a room with an open window.

 

whats that stuff that you can spray and its basically an air sanitizer. i mean air freshener alone does jack shit but ad a foresty mint smell to it lol. but ive seen type of air sanitizers that have a sent to it but completely demolish the smells besides that. anyways id like to know this too

 

Febreze

 

the only time weeds ever been smelt in my room was when i didnt follow my normal routine. and thats only been once. and my mum knows the smell verryyy well lol.

put a towel under your door. this is not to stop smoke leaving your room, but to stop the airpressure difference from teh outside causing air to sck into your room and then out hte other side.

open window

so as said, pack only enuf for a hit

i smoke out my window all the time. its great, convenient, and if done correctly, works. however, after smoking with other guys in my room ive seen that msot people dont know waht it meant to smoke 'out the window'.

it means get your head OUT the window, now jsut lean over and blow it in teh direction of the wondow, caus that defeats the purpose, and that will also get you cought very easily.

burning incense is not appropriate for most teenagers, waht sort of silly parent would think their child has jsut randomly picked up a desire to have incense burning all teh time. some parents wont allow incense either.

but really, trippin, youve been on this forums long enouh to see hundreds of threads identical to this. (though thsi is tehr first that states afraid of cold as te reason )

 

Well, does your window freeze up? Does it freeze over to the point where you can't even open it? Maybe you could try this: Take a pen or pencil and close the window on it. Hopefully, the weather stripping will compensate for the space the pen leaves open. Wait till your window freezes over, then pull the pen out. Now, you can either 1: place a straw where the pen used to be, then blow smoke out the straw or 2: empty the inards of the pen out, then blow smoke through it out the opening in the window. Now, take this all with a grain of salt, cause I just made it all up. For a real answer: Make a "spoof". Take a hit with a capped bowl, then blow it throught he spoof. Great for those cold florida winters when you can't get outside!

 

the best way is to fill a toilet paper tube with 3 or 4 sheets of fabric softener and exhale through that... works really great. also cover the bowl after your hit - not only will this prevent excess smoke going into the air, it will also stop your weed from burning so you dont lose even the smallest amount. towel near the door, window open, fans all a good idea as well. ive smoked in my house every day going on 5 years and parents still dont know i do it in the house.

 

I was just about to suggest this, it works great.

And I'm pretty sure that they make febreze specifically for air odor.

Also, if you can, go pick up a dugout and a bat (one-hitter) from your local smoke shop. Those are nice because they don't waste weed at all, and there's not much smoke. Many kinds just look like cigarettes, it's great.

 

I know its been said before a few times, but Febreze is one of your best friends in this situation...really.

 

Thanks guys. The incence thing wouldn't work, because my parents know I can't smell anything, and they aren't dumb; they'd know it's a cover. I'd heard of the toilet paper tube thing before, but didn't know if it'd really work. Should I replace the fabric softener sheets every time or what?

and stonerbill: I'm not afraid of the cold...but here in a Michigan winter, I avoid going outside as much as I can, partially for the deadly cold, but also for the hassle of putting all those winter clothes on. It's really more of a laziness issue Also, the reason I'm asking this again after others have before is because I can't smell anything. Imagine if smoking weed gave off big flashes of light, and you're blind. Wouldn't you be paranoid about whether any of the light was being seen? That's how I am, with the odor. I'd rather avoid jail-time or fines, so I'm being extra careful. Oh, and by the way, my next door neighbor is a probation officer. So that sucks.

 

That sucks that you cant smell, cus incense works wonders.

Be sure to blow out the window not pointing at his house then =P

 

yeah the tp roll/fabric softener thing works great...i also always go into the bathroom and pretend im taking a shower or a shit and turn the fan on, and then blow the smoke in that general direction, works great. that way you have an excuse for the door being locked, etc.

of course, i wouldn't do this too much if you use the same bathroom as your parents, but mines on the other side of the house, and i always smoke after he goes to bed

 

Cool, glad to get some reassurance on that TP thing. How often should I change the fabric softener sheets though? Anyone know?

As far as the bathroom thing, I don't have a fan in there (I take it you mean a window fan, right? otherwise whats the point, it'll just blow it around the room), and anyways, we only have the one bathroom; well, we have 2, but the basement one has those glass brick windows that don't open.

 

for the most part, i smoke mostly in my room.. and i've never gotten caught.. i have a window fan that blows out, i towel my door, i have a blanket tacked up over the door, i also have an electirc tart burner, and ozium.. ozium is insane.. they use that stuff to clean out the smell of dead bodies in morgues and whatnot..

 

All these things will work - sort of. But face it, if you're burning incense, blowing into a cardboard tune filles with fabric softeners, listening to Cyprus hill, wearing tie-dye, and coming out of your room all chill with bloodshot eyes, your parents willknow exactly what you're doing.

The sacred herb is best enjoyed when you can blow it freely and enjoy. I know that easier said than done, but all these methods to conceal the smoke make it all a little bleak. Sure, getting high, whatever it takes, gets you high, and that's what it's all about. But taking the time, waiting for the time, going outside, doing it all without having to be paranoid gets you a lot more pleasure-per-nug. Trust me.

That being said, if you're really committed to winter indoor home smoking, try this: tale a 2-liter platic pop bottle. (empty of course. duh.) cut it about 2/3 of the way up with a knife. Stuff it with paper towels, fabric softerner sheets, maybe some powder laundry detergent, baby powder, or other smell-absorbing materials. Tape the bottle back up. Load small one-hit units in your piece, and blow the smoke hard into the bottle. Just make sure you keep this beast hidden!!

But really, smoke outside. The snow and frost can be beautiful.

 

stick with the fabric softener in the tube method. ozium, and febreeze is VERY bad for you. you really really don't want to be inhaling that shit.

 

dude if you tape the bottle back up then you cant blow the air into it.

Im australian and if i can walk around in canadian below 0 wearing a small t-shirt then you can walk around in -10 wearing a jumper