Did you ever fill your mattress with Rice Krispies, then pee the bed? No, I didn't. But I about peed myself when I heard it. The story that gets me the most laughs is my confrontation with 'Spagetti Man'. A high-school rival that was a foot taller than me, about the same weight, and was looking for a fight. What he wasn't looking for was the lit cigarette I jammed up his nose before I ran like hell. He's probably still looking for me .... What's the funniest thing you've done?
oh the funniest thing iv done is... man idk i do alot of stupid shit but what you did is fucking great, i have alot of respect for you now
lit cigarette up the nose. Im going to have to remember to have plenty of cigarettes if i plan on getting into a fight. i might not be able to go up the nose with it but in the eyeball or an open mouth would do the trick too!!! thats fucking awesome
You can use a cigarette to distract or throw off balance someone, if you practice flicking it right. If you are going to fight someone, a third of a second means something. Anyways, funniest thing. Well, i shot a bottle rocket at my friend once, in his room. I guess it was more funny to me though than to him.
