dentists

i think the dentists are involved in a giant conspiracy

so i went to the dentist today for a regular check-up
i have since then felt the urge to put on a skirt and go find a husband...
and clean my kitchen...


i'm scared

 

Huh?

 

I kinda feel violated when I leave the dentist.

I don't wanna talk about what happened while I was there. Just leave me alone. haha

 

my trip there has been sort of blacked out...i'm not sure what exactly happened....

 

are you a dentist??



oh god!! i've said too much!!!

 

they cleansed your soul

 

did they give you the gas? thats my favorite.

 

HAHAHA! lovley doll face jessie, that is soooo funny!

...it must be a new type of nitrous or something they are useingg these days.

 

dentists are creepy... and they tend to think that their job is way more important than it is...

 

I love my dentist...I just hate the things that happen there.

My mouth IS NOT a playground

 

Dentistry is a very honorable profession.

Dentists actually try to keep costumers away from them by telling them exactly how to avoid cavities and such.

 

Eek! :-\ Dentists scare me. ​

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i did the dishes
goodness if my soul has been cleansed that means satan won't take me in the afterlife

what the jesus h. christ is going on?



thank you alex for appreciating this, i tried

 

you're becoming a good wife

 

I second that, what the fuck u talkin about?

 

i don't really know...

i have a feeling it might have been one of those..um...jokes..i think they're called jokes

 

Last time I went to get my teeth cleaned I mixed up dentist and proctologist.

What a day!

 

Must be the fluoride combined with the mercury amalgam fillings.

 

A dentist was arrested awhile ago--he was definately --uh-- looking in the wrong place for teeth.Washington state ,I think.

 

My dad's a dentist. Ask me any questions.