Defecation

I just took a poo while very high. It felt like I was shitting out my intestines. Oh fuck I think i forgot to wipe.

edit - FUCK I DID FORGET

 

Why the FUCK would you publicly announce in writing that you forgot to wipe your ass. You nasty fucker I have no respect for you.

I've taken lots of shits high and never once did I come here and talk about it.

YOu time wasting fuck.

 

I call bullshit, I've never been high enough to forget to wipe my ass

 

no way... 1337 posts!! :O

 

oh man! taking a dump and forgetting to wipe your ass while wasted... that's just plain gross! i always wiped my ass when stoned. one time i used sand to wipe with; i most strongly recommend AGAINST using sand to wipe with! i'm sure dirt would be just as bad as sand too.

i second thought, why don't you go and grab a hand full of poison oak and wipe your ass with that!

 

taking a shit can be one of the best feelings in the world.. right next to pissin and cummin..

 

L O L

 

I eat a shit load of sushi then I go to my 11:00 class and have to walk out to have sushi shit flow out of my ass

 

lol

 

i'm about to go take my morning shit in a few minutes, I feel trouble a brewin' already.

 

There we go that was a nice morning shit, and I remembered to wipe too.

 

yeah, very little feels better than when you REALLY need to unload and feel about 10 pounds lighter afterwards....

 

ah yea.. i took a massive shit this morning.. almost back to back shits.. they were spaced out maybe 30min from each other..

 

This is literally the dirtiest thread lol

 

Can you imagine what a wonderful day Joker would have if he could do all three at the same time. Hell, throw in a sneeze and really good burp and he could die a happy man. Maybe that is what happens when we die?

 

You, sir, should watch my PSA on wiping your ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpc8a8Am4Zc

 

Ahahahah.. ah man.. your video's just never get old. that was some funny shit

 

Lol el thats funny shit

 

Think I should stop posting here for a little while...