dead baby jokes

I can't get enough of them. Few of my favorites:

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How do you get a dead baby to float? Take your foot off its head.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in your bed? Remembering you made out with it the night before.

Call me sadistic and morbid, but they're hilarious.

 

Adam will forever be the HipForums Master of Dead Baby Jokes. He has a website full of them. Can't remember the url...

 

it must be me, but i do not find those funny at all..
that would have to be a negatory for me...

 

dead baby jokes kick ass

Thank you for making today a better day.

 

whats worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?
a dead baby in ten garbage bags

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I have to admit, a BUTT LOAD of dead baby jokes are absolutely revolting....okay all of them are..but i find SOME of them kind of amusing as well.....and the one up there that i quoted, is actually one of my favorites. lol..i guess i'll tell a few that i have......

What's bright pink, blue and sizzles? A baby trying to breast feed on an electrical outlet

What goes red white brown red white brown red white brown? A baby and a rotweiler rolling down the hill (my teacher told me that one.)

What's bright read, screams and goes around in circles? A baby with its foot nailed to the floor

How do you make a baby run faster? Chase it with a lawn mower

What's the difference between a ferrari and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a ferarri in my garage (that's sadistic!)

What's more fun to do unload...a truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of dead babies? Dead babies.....you can unload 'em with a pitchfork
^How do you tell if one is alive? When you stab it, it wiggles.

I guess i might decide to add more later
I truly do believe that these jokes are completely sadistic and disgusting, but like i said, you just gotta laugh at some of 'em...

 

how do you make a baby drink? put it in a blender​

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How many babies does it take to paint a room? depends how hard you throw them​

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? the live on in the middle trying to eat it's way out​

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what's red, silver and screaming? a baby putting a fork into an electric socket​

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what's green, silver and not screaming? the same baby two weeks later​

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more to follow...​

 

Hahahahha... I love that one.

What's worse than 50 dead babies in a dumpster?
49 dead babies in a dumpster and one eating its way out.

Some are pretty disgusting, but you still have to laugh... everyone loves babies! (whether they're dead or alive)

 

These are fucking hilarious!

 

I am extremely offended by this thread and I will suggest everyone to stop posting dead baby jokes here.

Bird.

 

they are pretty funny. but after the first one in the clown suit, and one where you dont have a ferrari in your garage, instead dead babies, that reminds me of john gacy.


so now youve made my day hell, because I am scared to death of clowns, and john gacy was a clown. thank you

 

Q: What's bright read, screams and goes around in circles?
A: A baby with its foot nailed to the floor




Q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?

A: He saw the gas bill!





basically these jokes are the same. sick and so not funny, lacks intelligence and are based on making fun over the "weak". quite primitive, quickly "consumed" pop-culture shit. Designed to keep a nation of workers happy and yet uneducated. Just like the s(h)it-coms taking away all the weariness of the day spent at the factory. Or like the "wash and go" shampoos, the drive ins, the DIYs, take aways. The life became "spend and go and spend and go..."
They're taking away people's time. Less time for individuals, more time for spending.
And now they are taking the time required to think over a joke!

In the age of amnesia we shouldnt be fooled to remember Aristophanes, for now is "the winter of our discontent" as Steinbeck says.

It seems only the rich can afford the time.
down with neo-liberals!

 

I'm sorry but these jokes are a riot! lol
Go on, people!

 

ooh lord...



What's more fun than stapling babies to the wall? ripping them down.

i love dead baby jokes.

 

lol....agreed.

 

Whee! Oh look, it's a joke. It's not eating away at anyone's life.

 

What can one expect from a bunch of people whose politicians

Kill babies
Distributed Indians blankets with measles
Used 2 atomic bombs
Commited the Laos massacre
Sold Saddam chemical weapons (together with France which also built a nuclear powerplant,later to be bombed by Israel)
Regulary bomb Cuba with chemicals to kill the crops
Trade with Osama bin Laden
Make its own soldier use bomb shells with depleted uranium, without telling them
Support Ariel Sharon, the Sabra and Shatilla refugee camps butcher.

Maybe in 5 years time you'll have jokes about the girl living across the street getting raped.

 

EWWWWWW: You guys are tasteless and disgusting!!!!!!!!!

 

omg lozl dood dat wuz hilaruzz!!!!111

Edit: And it's not rape. It's surprise sex.