Damn that ever-shakin' ass

so for weeks now i've been really focused on not shaking my ass
when i stand in line etc
and today i was waiting, standing in line, buying some chocolate,
and i really thought i had control over my butt's shaking habits
till some little kid starts screaming:
mommy mommy look at that lady she is shaking with her ass!!!





somebody please help me!

 

I rather see a stylish walk than a whorish ass shaking "but thats just my opinion"

 

it's not me, it's my ass...and i can't seem to get control over it's shaking habit.

 

There's nothing wrong with ass shakin'.

 

so my ass is right and i am wrong?

 

Got that right.

You're fighting the natural order of things by trying to prevent your ass from shaking.

 

you could have a friend shoot you in the ass with a taser gun and maybe you can balance your butt muscles with 50.000 volts.

 

wouldn't want to fight the natural order of things...
but i'm kinda scared of what el duce would do if i don't fight my butts desire to shake

 

Don't worry about him.

Embrace the ass shaking.

 

Seconded

 

so you all say: sheik yerbouti?!

 

There's nothing wrong with booty shaking. I love shaking my booty too.

 

lets have a party!

 

"I see you baby.. shakin that ass! Shakin that ass! (8)"

booty shaking is fun lisa

 

Hey! "Sheik Yerbouti" is my handle on a couple other fora! That's another reason for me to agree!

 

oooh i know hunny, but my shakes in inappropriate places...

 

that's one cheeky ass you've got there

 

you know, the other day, while in the shower i was just wondering about your ass and if it was still shaking.

 

ahahaha, so are you disappointed in me now
or do you like it that it still shakes?

cuz if you'd say--keep it shaking cuz i really like it,
i'll never even think about stop it shaking anymore
i'll probably shake it over to your house!

 

well, yeah, i was thinking it would be a terrible shame for a shaking ass to come to rest. think of what you're doing for the happiness quotient of the peole of this earth. that's very important, and worth a dent in your dignity.