Cutting open dead pigs

Today in bio we had day2 of fetal pig dissection,

Me and my partner decided to get really baked before class, oh god how bad of an idea was that. Handling them didnt freak me out at all the previous day when I was sober, but today just the thought of dead rotting bodies sitting in plastic bins in front of the class room sent chills down my spine.

Interestingly though my partner who was also high, had lots of fun stabbing and cutting open the pigs guts.


This has got to be one of the most fucked up experienced for me, I have been unable to eat meat today LOL

What has been some of the weirdest shit you've done when your hiigh ?

 

I'm suddenly in the mood for some bacon.

 

Weirdest thing I've ever done high is live life.. :crowngrin:

 

The weirdest thing I've done stoned was eat a jar of seasoning salt and drink a bottle of pancake syrup.

 

Gtfo here, a real man knows that maple syrup is the only real syrup.

 

I drink syrup all the time. I just cant help myself...

 

While this is true, I was very stoned and didn't really give a shit. lol It was the only drinkable thing I had access to.

It's especially good when it's refrigerated.

 

I'm suddenly in the mood for some pot.

(I have bacon, but not pot)

 

i loved biology. the smell was awful though! i didnt think they did fetal pigs anymore, mine was a stillborn pig. but the preserving fluid was gross all the same.

i dont generally do weird shit while high. doesnt seem like good risk management to me.

 

Yeah the preserving fluid is fucking disgusting

 

that made my day

 

do they start you on worms, move to frogs then pigs like they do here? the year after me the teacher changed, and the new teacher refused to do pigs. pigs i think are the best because they are so similar to humans. most people will never cut into a whole carcass again in their lives, but it is an experience that could come in handy if you are ever faced with an emergency situation.

 

Pork is supposedly the closest thing to human meat. FYI.

I miss doing dissections. I used to get really into them. I never dissected anything while high but I bet I would love it. I get strangely focused and detail oriented when I'm high.

I think the strangest things I ever do while high are normally centered around food. I once went to the grocery store after smoking and bought nothing that I needed, instead spending 30 dollars on chocolate. I really regretted that after I finished off the first batch of fudge and realized I forgot to get something salty.

Once a friend and I bought 25 cheeseburgers from mcdonalds for the two of us. I don't know why we thought that was a good idea.

 

lol, nice. Not to derail the thread, but a few years ago my power went out. There was no decent food in my fridge, some went bad. In my freezer I had a box of like 30 large freezies. I got stoned, poured them all in a bowl and ate it. It was like tie dye slush.

 

when i (eventually, someday, lol) have animals to butcher you are welcome to come and help me. BONUS: wont smell like embalming fluid.
pork is delicious.

 

That's hilarious. Sounds like something that would happen to me.

Usually when I get really baked I have aversions to meat. It just all seems so low quality and disgusts me.

 

One time when I was high I fell asleep, and woke up again the same day!

 

"did you ever fall asleep on a late afternoon and wake up after dark, and you don't know what goddamn day it is?" George Carlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgps85scy1g"]YouTube - George Carlin on Our Similarities

 

just reading that made me a little sick to my tummy lol.

Dude..its like you found a portal into the SAME DAY! whoa....mind fuuuck.

 

i made sure i got suspended on the days of cutting open baby piggies and frogs.