Crushes

Does anyone else love crushes? I love having them, and knowing if someone has one on me. I feel like I'm in high school again, but it's such a cute feeling, just makes me grin like a fool. heeehee, I love crushes

 

I hate them.

 

the internet has ruined my love life.. sorta

 

i like it when animals or whores have crushes on me, makes me feel sexy!

 

i don't have a crush on you? who told you that horrible lie!!!?!?

 

Santa?

 

i should have known

 

I've always imagined that it would be a nice feeling when somebody has a crush on you.

 

:X

 

odd .. as we "speak" one of my friends is telling me he has a crush on me.. but.. umm no thanks.. how the hell do i tell him.. i'm not interested?

 

stab him

 

he's not here.. he was a few weeks ago..

just not diggin' him in that way. he's a cool guy but..

uum bad teeth and other stuff

i'm picky sorta

he just don't do it for me

 

Tell him that you have a new rash, and the doctors aren't sure if it's herpes or genital warts.

Surely he will also want to "just be friends" after that.

 

Yeah, crushes are great. But being in love is even better.

 

AHAHAHAH eeww..

 

Why ask the question if you don't really want to hear the answer?

 

well.. i didn't want that answer.. can i have whats behind door number 2 instead?

 

Sorry, but there is no other answer. This is one of those problems that really only has one solution.

 

That's exactly what I was gonna say

 

so you're saying i HAVE to tell him i have a genital rash? has that worked for you in the past?