create a burger

Alright, so I've been thinking about the fact that fast food restaraunts are always coming up with nifty new hamburger ideas, and I think we should do it too. This is everyones chance to create the burger of their dreams. Who knows, maybe some McDonalds exec will see it and pay you out the ass

 

If you mean they're likely to give you shit then I'd say the chances are pretty good.

 

I ain't sharing my burger ideas with McD's!

 

You guys fuckin' suck balls. Start making burgers.

 

I would make a very special burger in hopes of 'someone' choking on it..

:$

 

I like your style. Reminds me of me; only I don't have to be angry to hope somebody chokes on their food :H

 

In that order? I can't be creative under this much pressure!

You could sabotage the recipe.... give bad info

 

cubensis burgers..

 

No idea yet how I would make it.. My thoughts just didn't get that far ahead..

*insert angel emote here*

 

My recipe for a "WMD" burger:

soak hamburger roll in oil and burn to a cinder over an explosive fire.
omit the beef.

 

hell yes!

on another note... heres a bad ass burger... i dont eat hamburger anymore though.. i've worked with it too much and it makes my stomach turn...

take and patty out 2 thin patties... on one of them put pepperjack cheese.. and some chopped up jalapenos and then cover with more pepperjack cheese.. put the other burger on top and patty it so the jalapenos and cheese are inside the two patties.. seal it.. and fry it up... the Jucy Lucy

 

Joker man has the right idea here. Now the rest of you fuckers follow suit.

 

Gonna have to play off suit- or trump... I don't have any clubs

 

that sounded like a pretty bad ass burger. I'd like to see you trump that.

 

i did,, hamburgers with cubensis an lettuce an mater..

might not be the best tasting burger,, but for the next 8 hours ,, you wont care..

hell id visit mickey D's 3 times a week if they sold them..

 

How about a healthy burger? Not one of these fried fat traps. How about, a ground turkey burger on a whole grain bun, or a really good veggie burger?

Oh I forgot this thread was dominated by males who demand all that red meat!

 

Couldn't trump it... but I'd probably hafta chase it with a cold beer.

 

INGREDIENTS:

• 1 fresh jalapeno chile pepper, finely chopped (not to hot tho)
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 1 small onion, finely chopped
• 1 pound lean ground beef (maybe 1/2 beef & 1/2 ground turkey)
• 4 slices pepperjack cheese
• 4 hamburger buns (I want 2 burgers...now)

DIRECTIONS:

1. Mix jalapeno pepper, garlic, onion, and ground beef in a medium bowl. Form into four patties.
2. Brush grill grate with oil. Grill hamburger patties 5 minutes per side, or until well done. Top with pepperjack cheese, and serve on buns.

and I want sliced tomatoes added on top of that
ok, now who is gonna cook 1 up for me?

 

Actually turkey is an excellent beef substitute... but after I got done covering it in bacon, sauteed onions and cheese it's health benefits would be pretty well neutralized.

 

garden burger with provolone cheese, avocado, sprouts, thinly sliced red onions (just like a tiny bit on there), very thinly sliced tomatoes put ont here so they are not over laping and mustard (the plain old yellow kind) on a wheat and glutten free spelt and oat flour roll...mmmmmmmmmmmmm